Jermaine Dupri recently celebrated his 36th birthday with his longtime girlfriend Janet Jackson. The couple celebrated with fellow celebs Ne-Yo, Busta Rymes and Ice-T at club Tenjune by throwing back Patrón and Ace of Spades champagne. The New York Post reports that things got a little crazy when Dupri reportedly threw up in Janet’s lap. Janet quickly ran out and sped away in her chauffeured Maybach. Boring right? The man’s like 4’9”, more than a thimble full of liquor and he’s going down. Here’s the twist: Monday night Janet was hospitalized after falling ill shortly before her concert. She was later released with the generic report of "exhaustian". Well, I did a little digging and I think I figured out what’s wrong. Jermaine Dupri is a troll-man. A rare and super secret race of troll people. Legend has it if you give a troll man a special mix of liquors (tequila and champagne) they will throw up a deadly toxin. Case closed; troll poisoning. I guess love is blind folks...
