This has to be the most entertaining thing that has ended up in my inbox since I started blogging. God bless YouTube!
Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton
I shook the shit outcho purse and I left it on the lawn
Ain’t nothing but my Zorro sign
I shake that purse, and leave the shit behind
Beware of the way you flossin yo bag
I’m a real ghetto bitch, not a funny fag hag
Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt
Empty it out like that time of the month
Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt
Empty it out like that time of the month
Hello, Talk Dat Ish Entertainment is proud to introduce you to the most talented white girl to hail from a trailer park. Her name is Wendy Ho and songs like, “Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse!” has made her a superstar. Now you probably have never heard of Ms. Ho but allow me to tell you who she is....I love it.
Wendy Ho was raised in a trailer court, and overindulged with too many episodes of 227 and Good Times! However, this Nubian princess hasn't always been black. After moving to NYC from Kansas City, she spent years on the streets of Harlem hustlin, hoin, and flowin
Ho started writing songs about her experiences as a white trash girl gone ghetto ho in HarlemUSA. The Ho & Mo Show was widely acclaimed by audiences during her nine month residency at Therapy in NYC. Her very own monthly variety show, The Wendy Ho Show at Caroline's on Broadway featured headliners Judy Gold and Susie Essman. She is currently developing and starring in her own one woman show, The Gospel According to Ho, which features music from her debut album of the same title. She will steal your purse, warn you about the dangers of flossing your teeth before giving head, and demand that "you feather Susan's Loochey." Her debut video, "Bitch I Stole Yo Purse," is currently running on Logo's NewNowNext.
