Friday, January 18, 2008

Gary Coleman Sells Pants For $400,000

I'm Tired

Why Gary Coleman's hands look like he's been digging for Blood Diamonds?

Anyway, as y'all have probably heard Gary's been auctioning off his life on eBay for the last couple of months. From his old Gamecube to articles of clothing. Looks like he hit the jackpot with his Old Navy kids navy blue track pants:
GaryBidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a pair of navy blue, size 12XL-Regular Gap Kids sweatpants signed by the former child star.

Yes, $400,000.

"This is really high," eBay spokeswoman Karen Bard agreed.

And it could get higher still. The auction wasn't set to close until later Thursday.

I wish I could adopt Gary. Give him a real home and a hot meal. It's sad, you can't save everyone.