It's hard to believe that in a few weeks Lenzism.com is going to be one year old! With almost 600 posts under our belt I'd have to say doing the Moments of Lenzism has been one of my favorites. Let's take a look at the top 10 MoL in no particular order.
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Saturday, December 29, 2007
Top 10 Moments of Lenzism
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Album Cover: Nigger
What?!? Where are the bitches and the hoes and the guns and the bitches? I don't get it! Or maybe I'm missing the point? Nas... You are one crafty NIGGER!
Video: Rick Ross ft. R. Kelly - Speedin'
Truth be told... I mainly like this video 'cause Rick Ross jumped his big ass off the bridge! And yes DJ Kahled, you da best (If you say no he gets really irate and it's hard to calm him down.)
Raz B Now Claims He WAS NOT Molested
Now THIS is some bullsh*t. It's not that simple. How do you releases several VIDEOS online claiming that you and your friends were molested and have several parties back you up then submit a little 10 second one saying that it wasn't true. They were leaked? Bullsh*t, that's crazy. Obviously you got what wanted, some money to keep your mouth shut. This whole scandal is just disgusting.
Raz B... I personally hope we never hear from you again. I think it's time for you to go back to school and move on with your life. It's sad.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
I didn't really touch the Jamie Lynn pregnancy scandal but this is priceless. They parody TMZ catching up with Jamie Lynn and ask about the pregnancy.
XXL Magazine Explains Why Bow Wow Is Weak
This just made my day. XXL Magazine's It Is What It Is blog released an open letter to Bow Wow giving 26 reasons why he gets no respect. It's funny as hell but it's some real sh!t.
I do think they missed one very important reason though: HE RELEASES LAME ASS VIDEOS OF HIMSELF ON THE INTERNET BITCHIN'. VOLUNTARILY!
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Dear Bow Wow,
Let me preface this by saying, I actually like you and even some of your music. I also predict that when it’s all said and done you’re gonna have an LL/Will Smith-like career. You seem in it for the long haul. But no one is recognizing it. So what do you do? You act a fool. So in turn, you get no respect. But there’s still some other reasons too, homie. Peep game.
26 Reasons Why Sir Shad Gregory Moss gets no respect:
1 You’re short.
2 You’re really short.
3 You still got a baby face.
4 You seem like a mama’s boy. Worst than Usher before the family wrecker came along.
5 Somebody else bumped your girl. 50 Cent!
6 R Kelly punked you out the “I’m a Flirt” song.
7 Your mentor JD gets no respect.
8 You seem like an ingrate cause you’re always shitting on the dude that put you on.
9 You were born in 1987. A year after Raising Hell.
10 You dropped the Lil from your name. Which is worst than being Lil in the first place.
11 You made an album with a nigga from B2K.
12 Lil girls love you. No, they really love you.
13 You call yourself Mr. 106 and Park like that’s a cool thing to be. Who’s your comp there AJ or Terrence J?
14 You call yourself Bow Wizzle like a fake baby Snoop Dogg who never put you on in the first place.
15 Death Row never signed you.
16 You call yourself Bow Weezy and we already got a Weezy.
17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.
18 You come up with bad nicknames.
19 You jack other rapper’s flows and styles.
20 You make bad movies.
21 You got a Napoleon complex.
22 You talk too much.
23 You don’t listen.
24 You’re loud and wrong. As usual.
25 You’ll probably dismiss this and any criticism as hating.
26 You don’t have any hip-hop fans who care about you enough to make a list this long.
Sidenote: Does anyone remember the diss song Bow Wow made against Funkmaster Flex? Am I making this up? Revisionist history? I swear, it happened.
Omarion Comes To Chris Stokes Defense!
The sad part is this sh!t is really starting to get interesting. Omarion released a statement today responding to Raz B's allegations.
"I want to be on the record as saying that 'Raz-B' Thornton and Ricardo Thornton are lying regarding Chris Stokes," Omarion said. "Chris is a father figure to myself and many others in the industry. He's guided us, helped raised us and is nothing more than an inspiration and someone I respect and look up to. I have spent countless hours, days, weeks and months with the man — since the age of 5 — and have never once seen him behave inappropriately. He's married to my aunt, and I know this man very well. I stand behind him with no question whatsoever. I have grown up around Chris, and this is crazy to me. These people have damaged me and my reputation. I won't stand silent and will do all within my means to speak the truth about this matter."Personally I believe its been too many damn years and too many accusations against this man to believe NOTHIN' happened. What do you think?
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Angelina Jolie Adopts Entire Black Family
Brad and Angelina have taken their humanitarian efforts to the next level and have actually adopted several generations of a black family.
Madonna is also reportedly shopping for an Asian one and is accepting applications.
Nah i'm just playin'. Merry Christmas!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Raz B & B2K Allegedly Molested By Chris Stokes
Media Take Out is reporting some shocking news today. Raz B has posted an YouTube video claiming that he and others were molested by Chris Stokes while in the band B2K.
Below are some excerpts from the video and actual video:
For years there has been speculation that Chris Stokes, the man behind B2K and Marques Houston's career, was a child molester. Now former B2K member Raz B and his brother Ricky Romance appear to be confirming that speculation.
In the video being posted on YouTube, MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Raz B admitted that Chris Stokes molested him and other members of the group B2K. Here's an excerpt of a conversation between Raz B and Marques Houston's sister:
Raz B: It all started with Chris Stokes. Chris was like - let me touch you ...
Marques Houston's Sister: Did he touch everybody, or was it just you?
Raz B: You know what, I can't speak for everybody, but if you want my personal opinion, I think he did.
And here's what Raz B's brother, Ricky Romantic said on the same video:
"Chris [Stokes] made me take showers with the other boys .... All the [things] that my brother was introduced to, that [EXPLETIVE] was brought to me first. I blocked that [EXPLETIVE] and I wasn't with it - I backed out ... I kinda knew what was going on there. And yet, I took my brother [Raz B] over to Chris, and I didn't protect him like I should have."
"[Chris Stokes] molested my brother [Raz B] and he molested me ... when I say that, it hurts."
Later on in the video, Chris Stokes is heard on the phone telling Ricky Romantic, "I don't do that anymore, That was me years ago ... I just don't do that in my life anymore."
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Bow Wow. I Respect You. Happy Now?
My mom did always say, "Hell hath no fury like a bitch woman scorned!".
Just roll the tape...
Psss... Omarion. She's a keeper!
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I Don't Want My Credit To Look Black
I think I'm going to start writing The Big Book of Kanye West Quotes because this guy has a million. The latest is from an interview he did with Spin Magazine:
“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.”Riiight...
Moment of Lenzism
I'm sorry but between Britney Spears' little sister getting pregnant (Are we really surprised) and Jay Z and Beyonce's secret marriage (Are we really surprised) I'm actually getting a little tired of reading the same headlines over and over. So... Moment of Lenzism!
This has to be one of my all time favorite videos but it is definitely Not Safe For Work so if you are turn the speakers OFF.
Video: CRS - Us Placers
This is one of my favorite tracks of the year. I just wish the video was better. The kids sucks.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Throw Back Video: Michael Jackson As Captain EO
Now I know some of y'all out there have to remember going to Universal Studios to watch this 3D movie. I had to be like 5 but I still remember trying to duck under the seats as the images flew off the screen at me. Classic.
Here's the poster:
Kelly Rowland Quote of the Week
"This current spate of reunions has given us ideas. Despite what people say we are all still really close. A couple of weeks ago Beyonce did a show in Los Angeles and asked me and Michelle (Williams) to join her on stage for Survivor. It was a real tear-jerker. The fans were crying and going nuts. I’d definitely like us to do more stuff like that."Aww Miss Kelly you gonna find work one of these days. I just know it.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Will Smith Breaks Box Office Record
I want to be Will Smith when I grow up...
The Warner Bros. tale “I Am Legend,” starring Smith as a plague survivor who may be the last living human, debuted with $76.5 million, the biggest December opening ever and a personal best for one of Hollywood’s top box-office champs, according to studio estimates Sunday.[via: MSNBC]
Tyra to Britney: Kill Yourself! Just Kidding Girl!
Tyra is in denial overload to allegations that she said to several sources that Trainwreck Spears should just "go ahead and kill herself".
Eonline reported last week that Tyra was overheard saying that:
[Britney] should just go ahead and kill herself after the album and go out like Marilyn, very grand. She should have done it after the last album.
Now,she said this in a pretty public place, so of course people heard her and snitched.
Now Tyra is playing verrry nice. Tyra's peeps released a statement denying that she would evvver say anything even remotely like that:
It read:
"Britney is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements are completely false."
Karrine is Using that Mouth again--to SING!
That's right, Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans is finding new uses for those famous lips of hers. She's the star of Eddie Murphy's new record label, Murphy Entertainment.
Per Yahoo News:
Eddie Murphy has launched a new record label, Murphy Entertainment.
And the actor has already found his flagship artist - none other than Karrine 'Superhead" Steffans, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen."
According to sources, Steffans plans on releasing her debut album in March.
No title for the album has been released as yet, reports the New York Post.
I can't wait to hear this. Honestly, I don't even know what she's gonna say. How do you put "I'm a [reformed?] ho" to a beat?
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
This has to be one of the most "OD"* videos that has been posted on a Moment of Lenzism. Hilarious though. Enjoy.
*Over Dose
Video: Britney Spears - Piece of Me
This chick is so damn ridiculous. Does anyone else feel like she's high right now? Do better Britney. Kelly Rowland makes better videos than you!
Friday, December 14, 2007
Arthur Blank Inserts Foot in Mouth
The Falcons finally got their first black coach with the promotion of assistant coach Emmit Thomas. Of course, that news had to be overshadowed by fool-*ss comments by the team's owner, Arthur Blank, about Mike Vick:
Blank was asked if he'd consider bringing Vick back to the squad following his 23-month prison sentence for dog fighting. Stating he would never say never, Blank told "MNF" co-host Tony Kornheiser: "There's a lot of roadblocks to Michael coming back and even playing in the National Football League, Tony. Let's assume he's out for three seasons, 07, 08 and 09. If he doesn't watch himself and eats a lot of fried chicken and fries in prison, come out 215 pounds he's not going to be the same athlete he was."
Although he insists that he just meant he hopes Vick watches what he eats in prison so he stays in shape, the dude must have known he was going to piss people off. When has it ever gone over well when an old white dude makes comments about black people and chicken? Never.
New Music: Janet Jackson - Feedback
DISCIPLINE, Janet Jackson’s new album — and the 10th studio album of her career — is scheduled to arrive in stores on February 26th. In addition to Rodney Jerkins, the new album brings together an A-list of guest producers, including Jermaine Dupri, Ne-Yo, Stargate, Tricky Stewart, and The-Dream. DISCIPLINE was executive produced by Antonio "L.A." Reid, Chairman, Island Def Jam Music Group.
I know she is not about to let Jermaine Dupri ruin another good album. Rodney! Talk some sense into Janet please!
FYI: Lil' Wayne Is REAL
Now I'm not tryin' to get my family murdered or nothin' but this n!gga's crazy. Wayne recently did an interview with Ozone Magazine and this is his response to a question about rap beefs.
Here's the transcript for those of y'all at work:
"If you are talking about rap and beef, I'm the wrong person to talk to. I am from New Orleans. Cut your televisions on. You know where I'm from. I'm from the murder capital, ma.Let's not forget this is all after the XXL interview where he compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. Cocaine is a helluva drug...
Beef is a different thing there. I have four teardrops on my face and I have to look my mom in her eye every day. I can't lie to her. F*ck what they think and f*ck what the world thinks, we real. My mom is real. The first day I got a teardrop I lied. I called her and asked her can I get a teardrop tattoo, but I had already got it." She said, "When you get it, come by me so I can see how you look with it, cause I was thinking about getting one my f*ckin' self."
"We don't play. No, I'm not gonna rap about you man, I will murder you, your family, your child, a newborn, I don't give a f*ck. I could never go to hell cause I'ma take over, b*tch"
Alicia Keys Covers Giant Magazine
In the Dec/Jan issue of Giant Magazine Alcia Keys discusses staying under the radar, her relationships, and taking a "spiritual recharge".
Here's a quote from her interview about staying out of the tabloids:
"I guess the way I roll is really low key. I guess it is pretty amazing. I was looking at a magazine earlier and thinking, 'How is it that two people are on a boat in the middle of the ocean and there's a picture of them there?' Like, seriously, how does somebody know you're gonna be on a boat in the middle of the ocean? That's crazy!"
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Celebrity Math With Jada Pinkett-Smith
When Your Ph Balance Is Off
It's a slow news day today but for some reason this just brightened my day. Have y'all heard of a show called The Bad Girls Club? It's on some network called Oxygen. I don't know why its called that but it's for women so maybe it like has something to do with their Ph balance. Yeah. Probably. Anyway, this is some wild sh!t. Where did they find these women!?
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Michael Jackson Covers Jet Magazine
Jet Magazine. Now you KNOW you were wrong for this shot. Dead wrong. Why everyone gotta have Mike lookin' like a female Asian pop star?
Insert Gay Joke Here
I think our friend Omarion has offically achieved Fabulocity. So much zest that If you look close you can even see him sweating glitter.
[photos via: Bossip]
Looks like "O" took a cue from "B" Check out the shoes:
Moment of Lenzism
It's definitely time for another Moment of Lenzism. Sorry if we might be a little slow with updates this week but this time of the year means finals for a lot of us. Higher education is for the birds. All those out there on the East Coast know what I mean. Shot out to Howard U! Excuse me why I explain the Chinese Economy... :-(
Monday, December 10, 2007
Does this Man Look Exhausted to You?
Bow Wow is in the hospital, ya'll.
Bow Wow gave his camp a scare Thursday night when the 20-year-old rapper had to be rushed to a Cincinnati hospital after his concert performance at the U.S. Bank Arena.
Bow is said to be doing well but is still in the hospital undergoing tests. His record company, Sony Music, said in a statement on Friday (December 7) that the young superstar appears to be suffering from "stress and exhaustion."
Not only has Bow been one of the top-line acts on his current tour with Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Soulja Boy, Lil Mama and others, but he's also been all over the world during the past few months promoting Face Off, his joint LP with Omarion, which drops Tuesday.
Interesting. Here he is, just days earlier, waving a wad of cash, and now he's exhausted. I wanna believe it, but in previous experience with pop culture, 'exhausted' invariably means 'drug overdose' or 'excessive exposure for artist with a new project about to be released to the public'. Never heard any drug rumors about Bow-Weezy, so...
Well, I guess waving all that money around would make me exhausted, too.
Cassie's Makin' Moves
Ahh, let the games begin. The rumors swirling that Diddy and Cassie are making beautiful music together are not only true, but she just dropped longtime producer boyfriend Ryan Leslie for DiddyBop.
Page Six is reporting that Sean is "cut[ing] off the various girls he has around the world" to settle down with Miss Me and U. The source says they're holed up in Miami right now, real 'low-key'.
Hmm...attractive young woman with one hit under her belt publicly gets with Diddy to further her career...Where have we seen this before?
Saturday, December 8, 2007
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Friday, December 7, 2007
The Original Video Vixens
Let me preface by saying that Don Cornelius was the f*ckin' man.
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World Premiere: Da Hitmaker - What I Gotta Do
Check out the world premiere of Da Hitmaker's debut single "What I Gotta Do". This is the first single off of her mixtape "The Industry's Black Sheep". Hit up her MySpace and let her know what you think.
Kanye Nominated For 8 Grammys
Kanye sweeps the Grammy nomination round with a staggering 8 nominations:
1. Album Of The Year for Graduation
2. Best Rap Album for Graduation
3. Best Rap Solo Performance for “Stronger”
4. Best Rap Song for “Good Life”
5. Best Rap Song for “Can’t Tell Me Nothin’”
6. Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for “Good Life”
7. Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group for “Southside” (from Finding Forever)
8. Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group for “Better Than I’ve Ever Been”
I guess 'Ye can put the 2007 MTV Video Awards behind him.
Solange Brings it On Again...Badly.
Poor Solange. Bad shoes + bad stockings + ugly dress= an outfit as sad as her appearance in Bring it On 3.
Sherri Shepherd Doesn't Read Good
I'm gonna have to start watchin' The View because this chick is off the chain. First her statement about the world bein' flat and now she thinks Jesus predates everything.
I am so glad Whoopie is on this show so white folks don't think we are all like that. Barbara Walters must be rolling in her
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Kelly Rowland Films Video In A Box
This is just sad. This girl done spent her last $50 to film this video in a box she built in her basement. Just stop Kelly. It's OK to ask for some help.
We at Lenzism.com are starting the Kelly Rowland Music Video Fund. For less that $1 a day you can make sure that Kelly Rowland can afford to make high quality music videos and music that no one cares about.
We love you Kelly!
Bow Wow And Omarion Face Off
I'm guessing the duo got wind of the reactions to their last weird ass album cover and decided switch things up with a new one.
Apparently things got a little heated on the set of the photoshoot and I was able to do a little digging and found some video of the real Face Off:
Free AKON!
This uh... Sounds pretty serious Akon.
Prosecutors charged Akon with endangering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment, after he threw a teenage fan off the stage at a concert in New York state back in June. In his court appearance Monday, he pleaded not guilty to the charges, and his lawyer issued a statement saying the singer "deeply regrets" the incident. Akon pleaded not guilty, but "deeply regrets" the incident. Spoken like a politician. Akon’s court date is in January 2008.[via: Hollywood Grind]
Maybe you should send the judge a copy of your apology song? And then maybe the one about how you're so lonely. He'll probably go easy on you. Just an idea...
XXL's Eye Candy Of The Year
Angel Melaku aka Lola Love has been named XXL Magazine's Eye Candy of the Year for the second time. We did a little post about Miss Fake Booty earlier this week but I definitely gotta say that it was money well spent. F*ck breast implants. Soon girls are gonna be askin' for the Angel Booty.
[More photos @ BlackJackScanz]
This Ain't The Huxtables
I think I might have a new obsession: Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood. Snoop's new reality TV show coming to E! this Sunday at 10:30. I can only imagine the amount of coonery that the show will bring into my life. I love it.
Check out a little promo clip from the show:
Lil' Kim Mix Tape Cover
I'm sorry but Lil' Kim has become like that movie Beowulf. She looks good but you just don't know what's real or what's not.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
RIP Sweet Jones
Just as Hip-Hop helped Jay-Z celebrate his 37th year on Earth today we also mourn after hearing the news of Pimp C’s untimely passing.
Chad Butler was found dead in his Hollywood hotel room this morning after emergency responders discovered the Texas legend’s body in his bed.
He was staying at the Mondrian Hotel on the Hollywood strip. The Pimp C’s management confirmed his death in a statement and that said that the family asked that everybody please respect the situation and refrain from spreading rumors and innuendo. The UGK rapper was 33.
The cause of death is still not determined. We’ll keep you updated as news develops.
Our prayers and condolences go out to Pimp C’s family and loved ones.- Pharoh Talib
Don't Get It Twisted Tameka Foster
Usher's new wife and mother of his first child vented a little on why she thinks everyone is hating on her:
We (black women) don't like ourselves. If I were Hispanic, Usher would have the sexiest wife alive. If I were mixed, he'd have the sexiest wife alive. But he has a black girl, and it's like, 'She's horrible and she's ugly!'Tameka. Being a friend. I'm gonna let you know the real reason people might not be giving you the warm reception you think you deserve:
OK, maybe I don't fit the cookie-cutter standard - 25 and a size two - but this is who he loves.
You look like a man.
Someone had to say it...
World Premiere! Heavy Vee - I Don't Need A Hook
I guess this is where I write some rude comment about your weight. But I'm not. I've just got one question. If you don't need a hook. Where are you going to hang your coat? Think about it.
That's right folks. Lenzism.com has jokes for DAYS!
Monday, December 3, 2007
Video Vixen: Amy Winehouse
Now that's a bad bad b*tch. The sex kitten you see before you is the amazingly talented British import Amy Winehouse. She's seen here strolling the streets in just a bra, jeans and no shoes at 5:45AM in her native London. They don't make them like this in the U.S.! How does she stay so thin and pretty? She is said to exist only on expensive drugs, liquor and pure S-E-X.
Behold:
Montel is Delusional
Talk show host Montel Williams exploded at a high-school student Courtney Scott, an intern at the Savannah Morning News, when he mistook her for another reporter who had pissed him off earlier that day. He was doing an interview at a hotel earlier that day on a company that gives free perscriptions to those in need but ended it after he was asked what he deemed an inappropriate question.
"As we were preparing to film, Montel walked up with his bodyguard and got in Courtney Scott's face pointing his finger telling her 'Don't look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,'" said Joseph Cosey, a web content producer for the newspaper. "At this time he was randomly pointing at all of us."
Am I the only one who thinks that the truly hilarious aspect of this is that Montel Williams called himself a "huge star"? Unless I saw him sitting on a stage with Sylvia Browne I probably wouldn't be able to tell him from the the guy selling bootleg DVDs on the corner!<
Miss Fake Booty
Now this is some wild sh*t. There's been some rumors circulating around the internet in regards to the truth behind miss Angel aka Lola Luv's well... assets. Unfortunately Lola tried to pull a fast one and cheated us by buyin' that booty!
Exibit Ass:
I guess that it is only natural that God would not give so much to one woman. We can still dream though.
[via: Sandra Rose]
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Queen Latifa Now Engaged To Long Time Partner
Awwww sh*t! The queen finally found herself another queen. MediaTakeOut reports that Queen Latifa has popped the question to long time girlfriend:
It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official.
And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.
MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one.
Hmm... I guess we'll have to wait and see if this little rumor is true but something tells me it probably isn't too far from the truth...
Here's a little song for the moment:
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