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Friday, November 30, 2007
Fat Joe Want's To Be Your Favorite!
Angela Simons Thinks We're Stupid
Now this is some bullshit. Below is the debut cover of Angela Simmons of Run's House debut magazine cover:
Angela cranked dat f*ck effort for this one. Did she do her entire magazine in Microsoft Word? Do better Angie. The cover of Hype Hair looks better than that.
Halle Barry Top 10 Highest Paid Actresses
Halle Barry has been listed as one of the Top 10 Highest Paid actresses by The Hollywood Reporter:
1. Reese Witherspoon — $15 million-$20 million
2. Angelina Jolie — $15 million-$20 million
3. Cameron Diaz — $15+ million
4. Nicole Kidman — $10 million-$15 million
5. Renee Zellweger — $10 million-$15 million
6. Sandra Bullock — $10 million-$15 million
7. Julia Roberts — $10 million-$15 million
8. Drew Barrymore — $10 million-$12 million
9. Jodie Foster — $10 million-$12 million
10. Halle Berry — $10 million
And what's next for the Oscar winner? Look for her in 2008's Nappily Every After when she plays the leading role of Venus Johnson. I wish I could make this shit up. Here's the plot:
"Venus Johnson, tired of waiting for her longtime boyfriend to propose, breaks up with him. But old feelings, and heaps of jealousy, no doubt, arise when he promptly begins dating another woman."
I know I can't wait!
Beyonce is a Very Bad Girl, Tyra's Pretentious
According to a poll of 13 to 17-year olds, Beyonce is bad. As in, she's a bad girl. She came in fourth after Britris Lohan! (that's Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan for the slow ones) What? Did I miss something? 
In another poll by Fat Bastard Wines (that's the name, I kid you not)Kanye and Tyra are named the 8th and 9th most pretentious celebrities of the year, respectively. Lifestyle magazine editors were the ones polled.
The rest of the naughty celebrity list isn't yet available, but check out at least some of the top ten for the pretentious poll here.
Wayne and London to Wed
Lil' Wayne is growing up. A high-ranking source says that Weezy F. Baby's about to wife up Lauren London. According to the source, he slapped a "huge rock" on her finger. The same source says the two "have been on and off for years and have had an open relationship. Lauren is very hood and likes thugs”. [Thanks Bossip]
Chris Brown Denies Romantic Involvment with Manager
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Chris Brown seems to really like older women! In yet another Chris Brown-Older Woman scandal, the R&B singer's camp is denying that he is NOT getting it in with his longtime manager Tina Davis.
Sandra Rose reported that the two have been lovers since Brown was sixteen, that he is "madly in love" with her, and that their relationship is getting so heavy that it's threatining the start of the tour. Oh, and mommy's NOT happy.
Brown's team is all denials: "Chris Brown and his manager, Tina Davis have a strictly professional relationship. Ms. Davis has been instrumental in helping Chris achieve success as a multi-talented singer/dancer/actor. Rumors that the relationship goes beyond a working one, are not only patently false; they diminish her efforts and his undeniable talents."
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Britney is Gross
Upon being told that she couldn't try on underwear at the Hustler store in Los Angeles, Trainwreck proceeded to TAKE OFF HER DRAWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!
I kid you not. UsWeekly is reporting that she did this in the middle of the store with 15 people watching, then tried on a pair that said "Barely Legal". The staff told her to pay for the pair, and she did, but a source says that she then stole a wig off a mannequin as she walked out of the store! Hot mess!
Fiddy to Show home on MTV Cribs
Rapper Fifty Cent is set to show his 48,000 square foot compound in Farmington, CT on a special edition of MTV Cribs. The thing is, his property's on the market already for $18.5 million.
Fiddy says tired of commuting two hours to New York and he's ready to downsize. "It might be a lot smaller," he said of his future house. "The basics -- maybe four or five bedrooms."
Read more about Fiddy, Cribs, and his decorating style click here.
When you work from home, you should have an idea about refinancing quotes. This is important so that you don’t over use your credit card, and stay away from cheap insurance deals.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Kimora Wants to Teach the Newbie a Lesson
Looks like all is not as Bruce and Demi-ish as it seems in Splitsville for Russey and Kim. Seems like the model mogul threw a b-day bash for ex-hunny Rus and invited his new girl Porschla Coleman last month, she only did it to show that b*tch who's boss!
According to Page Six, Kimmie was overheard saying that she's "ready to get on with life" from life after Russel. But the same source also heard that she only invited her ex's new main squeeze to meet the "major players" because she "wants this stupid b*tch to get a clue."
Baby Arrested for Posession
Brian "Baby" Williams and his crew were busted on marijuana and weapons posession in Kingsport, Tenessee during a routine traffic stop. The arresting officers pulled the rapper and crew over after their rented RV made an illegal lane change, and said they could smell the weed coming from the inside and found a pound in the kitchenette trash can.
Great hiding place aside, do we need to start a celebrity driving school? Because all these rappers, actors and socialites are getting really f-ed up over not using their turn signals!
Usher and Tameka News that isn't Insane
In totally normal news, Usher and Takmeka have bought life into the world. According to reports by People Magazine, a son, possibly named Usher Raymond V was born at 9:30 pm on Monday. Congratulations to the couple, let's just hope Usher has enough cash stuffed away to stay home and take care of the baby since he's basically retiring to raise the baby.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Sean Taylor Dies Of Gunshot Wound
MIAMI, Nov. 27 -- Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor died early Tuesday from the gunshot wound he suffered a day earlier in his Miami home.
"He did not make it through the night," said Taylor's attorney, Richard Sharpstein, who called the incident "a ridiculous, unnecessary tragedy."
Taylor, 24, a Pro Bowl safety whose rocky first years in the NFL had given way to what teammates called a newfound maturity, died at Jackson Memorial Hospital, where he had been taken after being shot once in the leg early Monday morning. Police are investigating the incident as a possible home invasion.
Set It Off Part II: White Folks Stealin'
Does this remind anyone else of Set It Off from back in '96? Why when white folks rob a bank it's a heart warming comedy? Oh, and this is staring Queen Latifa too.
Diamond Leaves Crime Mob?!?
It's reporting news like this that makes this job so damn hard sometimes. Word is that Miss 32 Flavors, Brittany Nicole "Diamond" Carpenter has left crime mob! I hope this is just some cruel joke. I can't imagine that hoe rockin' stilettos anywhere else but with Crime Mob.
At the Dirty Awards last night somebody asked Crime Mob where Diamond was and Princess replied that she was Crime Mob's one and only first lady. Diamond on the other hand, walked the red carpet with Lil Scrappy.
[via: Rhymes with Snitch]
Could this have anything to do with her upcoming solo album Bitch Music?
Monday, November 26, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
Keyshia Cole Hate Mail
Between Ne-Yo being kicked off the tour and Keyshia Cole standin' students up at a performance, I don't know what the hell is going on with that Double Up Tour. One thing is for sure though, there is some POWERFUL niggartry at hand.
Word has it that Keyshia didn't want to take the stage after Ne-Yo and threw a tantrum and said that Columbus, Georgia wasn't big enough for her. Well Columbus wasn't too happy about that and released a hilarious little diss track letting Keyshia know how they feel.
Yo. Why no body like Ne-Yo? He got punked by both R. Kelly AND Keyshia Cole. O well!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Lenzism Certified: Cassie
We here at Lenzism would like to take a moment to honor Cassie with our Lenzism Certified stamp in the category of Most Improved. Cassie has been very successful as the face of Sean John womens and has now been picked as one of Diddy's Angels along side Lauren London. But why is she Lenzism Certified? 'Cause that b*tch ain't tryin' to sing! Check out the below video where Cassie talks with SiTV and makes absolutely no mention of music of any kind. Good job Cassie.
Usher Joins School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
I just want to start out by thanking Jesus because this is the best bit of gossip that I heard this week. It's almost too good to be true. Y'all ready?
Usher is joining the Church of Scientology! If you're not familiar, the Church of Scientology is an imaginary church that was based on the works of fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. The church has been supported by celebrities so they have a place to throw all of the extra money they have away.
"It looks like Scientology is adding another celebrity to it’s ranks… Usher! “He’s so excited,” a source close to the singer tells Star, “He’s in training now.” The reason: fatherhood! “He thinks it’s important to raise his baby as a Scientology,” says the source. Usher, who is expecting a boy with new wife Tameka Foster any day now, is so serious that he co-chaired a $1,500-a-plate fundraiser for both his New Look Foundation and Scientology’s controversial New York City Rescue Workers Detoxification Project in Las Vegas on November 3. The project claims to help Ground Zero workers detox with the help of saunas and vitamins instead of medication. Meanwhile, über-Scientologist Tom Cruise sits on the board of Usher’s foundation, which tries to assist “underserved communities” through social programs."Well I guess the upside is that the church should be very supporting of his alien lover Tameka Foster.
Now if you will excuse me I have to take a break from nonsense and attend my meeting at the Kaballah Centre! Once I find that damn red string bracelet I spent all that money for... How else am I going to block out the Evil Eye spirit?
Kanye West Covers GQ Magazine
Kanye West covers the special Men of the Year issue of GQ magazine that hits newsstands on November 27.
Kanye does not discuss the recent loss of his mother but does talk candidly about his relationship with his fiance', model Alexis Phifer.
“I’m just going to go and get married — I’m not going to make a big deal out of it. It’s not to prove anything to anyone — it’s for me, for stability in my life, and I’m so happy that I found someone that I really love, that challenges me, that keeps my life interesting, that’s just as crazy as I am.”
[via: Faded Youth]
Publicist to R. Kelly: F--- the Closet!
"Friends and Colleagues – After careful consideration and counsel, I have decided to formally announce my resignation as publicist for R&B artist R. Kelly.Damn. I don't know if he did something to her personally or if she just grew a serious conscience, but whatever he did must be pretty bad if the publicist is saying, "I can't cover this".
My resignation was effective as of August 28, 2007. Throughout the course of my 25 years as a publicist, I have prided myself on loyalty, respect and professionalism. It saddens me that I was not always shown those same courtesies during my 14 year tenure as Mr. Kelly's publicist.
Though I have a great appreciation for Mr. Kelly as an artist, there are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally. Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign.
My husband, music retailer George Daniels, has also disassociated himself from Mr. Kelly."
TI:The New Nino Brown?
House arrested rapper TI is pulling a move straight outta New Jack City and handing out turkeys to Atlanta's less fortunate for Thanksgiving.
He called in to MTV news to let the world know he is still on the scene, even as he awaits trial on illegal weapons charges.
"I want people to know that no matter what the situation is, I'm always going to be in the community giving to those who are in need and helping people out," he told listeners over the telephone. "That's what I've always done."
Friday, November 16, 2007
A. Keys Skips Party, Gets Phished
There's one thing we know for sure: Alicia Keys did not show up for her album lanuch party at Pacha nightclub in New York City on Tuesday night. What we don't know, is why.
Two NYC newspapers have conflicting accounts of why she did not show up from two different sources who claim to be her manager. One is saying that she did not come because the promoters were $4000 short of the $15,000 they promised to pay as a fee. The other is saying that she was not supposed to recieve a fee, she was doing the club a favor by showing up, but when she did there was no security and the crowd was unruly so she left.
Well, somebody's lying.
As if that weren't enough, fans who visited clicked on certain pictures on Keys' Myspace in the last week or so were led to a Chinese website that tried to download harmful material onto their computers.
On the upside, Alicia is set to hit number one at the Billboard 200 charts according to early projections. If she does, she'll be one of only three acts to see their first four albums debut at number 1. The other two are DMX and Britney Spears.
Gabby Disses Black Female Blogs
Here's an excerpt:
Essence: How do you deal with the 24-hours-a-day gossip that comes out on the Internet?Hmm... my question is, who are these unnamed black female bloggers? I for one love Gabrielle. I am a black female blogger, and I don't recall ever saying anything bad about her or any of the other actresses being interviewed. But then, I am just a contributor, it is called "Lenzism" after all. And I got this excerpt from Essence.com, so that flies in the face of her theory about not having any sourcing. To be fair, some blogs do hate on her, but most of the "negativaty" is coming from Page Six or some other print gossip column. The black blogosphere is, however, burning up with negativity because of her comments... I can hear a "clarification" coming from Gabrielle a mile away.
Gabrielle: Just last week somebody gave me a baby. This isn’t Perez Hilton or the White gossip people, these are women of color, specifically Black women who, for whatever reason, don’t like the company I keep.
Sanaa: She’s talking about the gossip sites.
Essence: The blogs.
Sanaa: That are run by Black women.
Gabrielle: And now because everyone is clamoring for celebrity tidbits, the bigger gossip sites and even mainstream entities are picking up on it. No fact-checking, no nothing. And in one week’s time, there were like five different dudes, a baby—I’m a homewrecker. In literally seven days. I can’t point the finger at the White media. They don’t care about us. Paparazzi are not staked out in front of any of our houses. They are not going through our garbage because they don’t care about us in that way. So when you hear crap about us, it is coming from our own community, which hurts.
Nia: We are some of the few Black actresses whose passions are rooted in our community.
Gabrielle: There is this idea that there is integrity in journalism; if it’s written it has to be true. But that’s not the case. When blogs or any of the magazines get it wrong, there’s no accountability. In the next breath, they’ll complain on the blogs that we don’t have enough Black stars. Well, you rip us to shreds every two seconds from our nose to the weave to the clothes to the shoes to the ashy ankles.
There are electronics malls now that deal with various cell phone varieties as well as all lcd tv setups. They even have cds of various softwares.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Diddy Is Fierce In Fur
You better work Diddy! Look at that walk.
I just have one question. Who Rocked It Better?
Dog Fighting ISN'T Cool
Russel Simmons tells us there is nothing "slick, cool or glamorous" about dog fighting. I agree with him. You know what is slick, cool and glamorous? Cat fighting. House cats. THAT'S entertainment.
What was with the Pit Bull versus the muzzled puppy?
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Soulja Boy Gives Free Golden Showers
Yeah I don't get that sh*t either. They should have never gave that ni**a money...
KFC Goin' Hip-Hop?
Straight from the fields of Black exploitation comes Kentucky Fried Chicken 360 Pride Hitmaker. The album is a compilation of the most desperate Hip Hop wannabes who spent hours producing tracks about KFC Chicken.
KFC’s PR reps probably thought that they were being creative when they decided to launch this contest. “Black people love chicken and Black people love Hip Hop so hey, lets combine the two.”
The contest was held in honor of Black Music Month (Bush declared it to be June in 2006). The winner, D Mawl, might have actually had a shot in the R&B game had he not put his talent to waste on this KFC jingle. And the best part? D Mawl hails from Kentucky! Check out the KFC album for a laugh.
www.streetzmag.com
New XXL Weezy Cover...Well, 3 of them.
Guess the editors over at XXL couldn't decide on a Weezy cover and said, " F*ck it! Let's throw all of them out there!" On all the covers this negro looks like he mad his mama woke him up early to drive her to work.
Kanye West's People Release a Statement
As reported by People Magazine, Kanye West's family has released an official statement in regards to the death of Kanye's mother Dr. Donda West.
"Kanye West, his family and friends would like to thank everyone for the outpouring of support and kind words that have come in from across the country since the death of his mother, Dr. Donda West.
After working in higher education for 31 years, Dr. Donda West and Kanye West co-founded the Kanye West Foundation with the mission of helping to combat the severe dropout problem in high schools across the country. The first and signature initiative of the Kanye West Foundation is Loop Dreams. Designed to capitalize on students existing interest in hip-hop, Loop Dreams challenges students to learn more about what’s behind hip-hop culture in order to help them develop skills, express themselves creatively and be empowered.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be made in Dr. West’s name to the Kanye West Foundation/Loop Dreams Teacher Training Institute. Those donations can be made by visiting the Foundation’s Web site, www.KanyeWestFoundation.org or by mail at Kanye West Foundation, 8560 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA 90069."
WWW.streetzmag.com
Monday, November 12, 2007
R.I.P. Dr. Donda West
Kanye West's monther, Dr. Donda West, passed away yesterday of unknown causes. Reports are speculating that her death may have been caused by complications during an unknown surgical procedure she had at an LA hospital yesterday.
Update, People Magazine reports:
Her publicist, Patricia Green, told BBC News she passed away "as the result of complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure," but gave no more details. West's spokesman said the family "asks for privacy during this time of grief."
As a part of their promotion, the premier travel inn is not only offering cheap travel deals, but giving hertz car rental facilities as a free perk. Other cheap hotels cannot top this offer. Even vacation flights and princess cruises are including it in their deals.
Britney Spears VMA's 2007. A Retrospective.
Remember Britney Spears' historic VMA performance when she killed any hopes of a real comeback? Of course your do. Laughing at other people makes me feel better about myself too. Anywho, check out a video of the original choreography from her performance then check out what actually happened below.
What should have happened:
Actual Performance:
It's Britney bitch!
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Nas Explains Controversial Album Tittle
I've definitely been waiting to hear the logic behind Nas' choice of tittling his album Nigger. I didn't think I was gonna rock with it but I actually do.
ONN Discusses The Possibity of ANOTHER Wayans Bros. Movie
It's about damn time someone had this conversation.
In The Know: America Braces For New Wayans Brothers Movie
For whatever reason I was one of those people that was tricked into actually going to the movies and seeing Little Man. I had to leave half way through when my eyes actually started to bleed.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
Check out and old video of Cassie performing as a little girl in a singing contest in her native land. She kills it!
Yeah right! This is some 15 year old Filipino girl on a Korean tv show called the Star King Challenge. That girl good.
James Brown Forgets to Get Divorce
Velma Warren Brown, a 73-year-old Georgia woman has suddenly come forward claiming to be the wife of late soul singer James Brown. She says that she married him in 1953 but alleges that she was never served divorce papers. Brown filed court papers in South Carolina stating that she lived with him for seventeen years and had three children with him. She also claims to seeing him three weeks before his death.
I know the old school philosophy was to love 'em and leave 'em, but how do you forget to get a divorce? Needless to say, this could be baaad news for Tomi Rae Hynie, who says she is Brown's fourth wife, and is involved in a dispute over singer's estate.
Wesley Snipes Plays the Race Card
Wesley Snipes is acting a stone-cold fool. Facing an upcoming trial for his tax evasion charges, Snipes is saying that racism in Florida will prevent him from getting a fair trial.
The Associated Press is reporting that Snipes' lawyers' lawyers filed a motion in U.S. District Court Monday. They claim that the U.S. Attorney's Office specifically chose to have the trial in Ocala,FL because prosecutors "deliberately chose the most racially discriminatory venue available to the government with the best possibility of an all-white Southern jury where Snipes has never resided."
What? This from the man who publicly swore off black women, then ran off to Africa after the charges were pressed? NOW he wants a more fair place for a trial? I wonder if he wants black women on his jury. He probably considers us good enough to keep him out of jail.
Beyonce Covers Cosmo
December's cover of Cosmo features Bey. Looking good. That dress is fiiiiire!
The issue features a spread of new HOD dresses.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Not Such a Trey Day
R&B's prettiest American gangster just couldn't help but wait to run into the law this past weekend. Trey Songz says he is contemplating legal action against the Springfield, Massachusetts, police department after he and two members of his entourage were arrested early Sunday morning following a performance at Springfield's Hippodrome. Serves him right for having a weaker album than Chris "kiss, kiss" Brown. In an incident involving several police officers that followed a person firing a gun into the crowd outside the Hippodrome, Songz (real name: Tremaine Neverson) was arrested for resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to Springfield police. . . . .Really? Tremaine? Neverson? Never again. Hey Trey, this your #12,345th fan, Ponder. If you're reading this & you haven't already been made the new songbird of cellblock D-4, please know your fans are here for you and awaiting your inevitable collabo album with Mr. R Kels. You jus' gotta' make it, Alright? FREE TREY SONGZ....(not really) lol.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Breaking News: Dave Chappelle Stand Up In London
Awwwwww shit y'all. Please don't let me be the only one excited about this but Dave Chappelle recently did a short stand up show in London and of course it was leaked to the internet. It's not the best, but hey, it's Dave.
Tyra's Vagina Monolgue: "What's Up Down There"
Everyone's favorite former supermodel turned expert on everything worth knowing from nuclear quadrupolar relaxation to "workin it" on the catwalk has officially gone nuts...or ovaries, i don't know.
On Monday, November 05, Tyra Banks aired a controversial episode centered around the female anatomy. Tyra had this to say when interviewed, “I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”
“We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”
“My mother told me to look at myself because, ‘It’s just another part of your body that needs to be healthy just like your eyes, your nose, your ears, your mouth and everything else.’ ”
...Holy Urethra Franklin Batman! Yes, Ty-Ty has officially lost it. The pinnacle moment of the episode is when Dr. Debby (http://mysexprofessor.com/) pulled out her trusty "Vulva Puppet" explaining the female fajita. Now Imagine if one were to hook up with Ms. Piggy due to an inebriated state one evening at the bar and you'll get the idea. I can't even continue, just enjoy this clip.
Dog The Bounty Hunter Discovers He Isn't Black. Just Stupid
(I'm sorry but it just doesn't help that he looks like an old racist white man)
Duane Chapman of the Dog The Bounty Hunter series does an exclusive interview with Fox News after a leaked audio taped was released of him explaining to his son that he couldn't date a black girl or bring her around him because he liked using the word nigger. For fun.
I have no words for this man.
"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not. I didn't really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people." (WOW, he can't be serious...)
"There's a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.'"In other words, my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, 'I kind of know what you feel like, because I've been there, too,' that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word." (So bascially being called scum gave you your black card???)
"I now learned I'm not black at all, and I never did it out of hate," Chapman continued. "This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, 'Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.' And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.
"So, I went too far with that."
I have no words for this man.
T.I. Watch 2007
T.I. covers this months issue of Complex Magazine.
In other T.I. news the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that T.I. is petitioning the judge to allow him to have a normal Thanksgiving; with family, friends and no automatic weapons.
"Atlanta rapper T.I., who's under house arrest awaiting trial on federal weapons charges, is asking a judge to let him host a Thanksgiving Day dinner at his Jonesboro home.What's worst then being stuck in a huge mansion on house arrest? Apparently a huge mansion with a dirty yard and pool. Poor T.I.
In a motion filed in federal court Tuesday, T.I — who was born Clifford Harris Jr. — requested that the judge waive the no-more-than-three visitors-at-a-time provision of his $3 million bond.
Harris, 27, wants the exception only for Turkey Day, only between the hours of 9 a.m. and 6:30 p.m., and only for a group of visitors whose names he submitted for approval.
In another motion Tuesday, Harris also asked the judge to allow access for workers who can come clean his yard, pool and home."
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Snoop Dogg Get's Hated On By The U.K.
Check out this video of rapper Snoop Dogg getting into a fight with airport police that led to him getting banned from entering the U.K.
You're right Snoop. They were "hating on you".
Monday, November 5, 2007
Oprah Launches YouTube Channel
The big O is launching a new channel on YouTube. The channel will feature behind the scenes footage shot by Oprah herself for those more thirty views that just can't get enough.
Notice how she pronounces the word YouTube. Almost as if it's something completely new to her or she doesn't believe its real.
Check out her channel here.
T-Pain Arrested, Female Cops Everywhere Await Song Dedicated to Them
Reports surfaced early Friday that Faheem Najm, also known as T-Pain, turned himself in to authorities after being arrested for driving on a suspended licence and for being a "habitual traffic violator". He turned himself in, but was later released.
My question is, how did T-Pain not get out of this? If I were him, I would get out a voice synthesizer and sing to the arresting officer about how sexy police are. I'm sure they would have made those little warrants disappear reeeal quick. Hey, singing about strippers got him free lapdances!
Sunday, November 4, 2007
An Unholy Union
I know we're a little late in posting this but I had to.
Who's idea was this? Could you just imagine them sitting in the studio talking about an album cover then someone says , "Hey, you know what would be hot? Both of our faces. Together. Like, if we were one face." Riiight.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Chris Breezy and Bow Wow top new tour
Chris Brown and them are hitting the road this Christmas. Bow Wow, Soulja Boy, Sean Kingston, the Shop Boyz, and Lil' Mama will join Chris Breezy. I can just imagine what kind of "presents" they'll get from fans while on tour. With the possible exception of Lil Mama, the boys better be reeeal careful, because the sound of paternity suits is not the sound of the holidays!
Stars Celebrate Halloween/ Meylissa Ford
Regular chicks aren't the only ones who wear slutty costumes on Halloween. Celebs do it too! Check out pics from Meylissa Ford's b-day bash and the Hypnotic Halloween bash. 
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