Shawty you a ten... A ten...
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Boo Music: Laurie-Ann Gibson
OK, maybe we're late on this one but it's new to me! This is the single that is going to launch the career of choreographer Laurie Anne Gi... I'm sorry, I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
Anyway, I can't figure out if she's rapping or singing and between the yelling, talking in French, and whistle blowing, this song really pisses me off.
Good luck Laurie Anne!
Update:
Fresh from Crunk + Disorderly just posted a priceless video of my new favorite person: Boo Boo Kack.
PLEASE wait until about 48 seconds into it when she sings, "You know i'm a Wild Child!".
She said the meaning behind "Addictive" is whatever you do from your heart is going to be addictive. I think Laurie-Ann is addicted to stupid because I don't know anyone whose gonna drop no $100 on a generic metallic hoodie.
"Remember kids, if the haters come atcha' just say "Boom Boom Kack!" - Laurie-Ann
Update:
Fresh from Crunk + Disorderly just posted a priceless video of my new favorite person: Boo Boo Kack.
PLEASE wait until about 48 seconds into it when she sings, "You know i'm a Wild Child!".
She said the meaning behind "Addictive" is whatever you do from your heart is going to be addictive. I think Laurie-Ann is addicted to stupid because I don't know anyone whose gonna drop no $100 on a generic metallic hoodie.
"Remember kids, if the haters come atcha' just say "Boom Boom Kack!" - Laurie-Ann
Watch out, she's got you in her clutches!
Rihanna looks like one of those gigantic dolls from a county fair with an oversize head that tips over when you set it down. Or a black Powerpuff Girl. Either way, she looks like she's going to eat these two tiny male designers at the Dsquared fashion show in Milan.
SPOILER ALERT: Karrine has done it again!
Karrine has let the cat out of the bag. In her megahit book "Confessions of a Video Vixen" KK exposed the identity of all of her conquests, except one whom she called "Papa". She refused to name the man who had done so much for her. But in her new book, "The Vixen Diaries", she lets all that sh*t go. Papa is declared to be none other than....
Method Man. Yep. That's who it is. Honestly, I'm a little disappointed. After all that bragging in the August King magazine about bedding kings and presidents and sh*t, I thought the name would be bigger. I guess it's bad for him, but people have been saying it was him all along.
But as with the others, his ain't the only name she's giving up. Miss KK has admitted (bragged about?) getting it on with none other than...
Chris Brown.It's a sad statement about my obsession with youth culture, but this is waaay more interesting to me than Papa. He's called "Baby Boy" in her new book.
An excerpt describing their first meeting:
He is beautiful and tall, with a smile that would melt any girl's heart, but he is young, very young. As we were being introduced in the midst of a crowded room, eyes on us, I was afraid to look at him. He had an air about himself that I couldn't comprehend. For someone so young, he carried himself like an experienced man ... The young man had class and smarts - and by the end of the night, he had me.
And their first "encounter":
He planted his lips on mine, and his sweet kiss extinguished my fight as I lay on my back, inviting him to mount me, to make love to me, to make it impossible to do without him from this night forward.
Slow and sensual, he moved inside me. Then I rolled on top of him, surprised by his size, unwilling and unable to handle it all. Our eyes were locked and fixed on each other as we explored each other's bodies and needs; I felt him and he felt me, and then it was over.
Oh man, I am eating this sh*t up with a spoon. I'm sorry, but I can't WAIT for this book!
*On a related note, rumors are flying that KK is now engaged...to Family Matters' Darius McCrary, aka Eddie Winslow. More coming soon!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Let's Get Serious About Butter Booty
Let's take a minute from all the celebrity gossip and the jokes and talk about something real. Something that affects so many women across the country, even the world. Butterbooty. When a chicks bad on all points... but-her-booty.
[via: Think2wice]
I've heard about a drug being created that might help called Nasatol. It's for women with No-Ass-At-All. Side effects may include:
- Self esteem
- Higher paying job
- Gaining an "ugly friend"
- Having to buy new jeans
- Being harassed at the club
- Free entrance into the club
- A baby daddy
It's worth it.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
OMFG! Tyler Perry IS Jill Scott
Brace yourself. I just had an epiphany that I had to share when I was walking through the subway and saw a poster for Tyler Perry's new film Why Did I Get Married?.
Has anyone noticed the striking resemblance between Jill Scott and Tyler Perry? How "Madea" conveniently is missing from this film? How Tyler Perry is never seen at any Jill Scott concerts?!?
I'm just sayin'...
Kanye West Drunk On Wendy Williams Experience
For some reason I don't even feel like talkin' shit. This clip is just hilarious. Apparently Mr. West is a bit of a light weight when it comes to drinking and got a little twisted after a few sips of champagne on the Wendy Williams Experience.
Jennifer Hudson Beats Beyonce' AGAIN!
Now this is definitely from the rumor mill but the Russ Par Morning Show reported today:
Word has it that Beyonce was set to be cast in the Sex and the City movie, but due to her management insisting that she wear only House of Dereon clothing she lost out....to Jennifer Hudson. This actually comes from Alfredas on the Russ Parr Morning Show this morning
Almost sounds too good to be true but I really don't think that it's too far fetched. You know MaMa Tina is pretty damn pressed to sell some clothes and i'm sure Sex and the City who is known for their fashion sense really wasn't going to be showin' hood fab Tina Knowle originals.
Mya Is Broke
Watch Mya show children how to do the "Peanut Butter Stomp".
Check out how the kids and even Mya revert to jumping around and waiving their hands.
In other news her new album Liberation recently got an October 23, release date.
Diddy and J.Lo together again-- In the Restaurant Graveyard
That's a wrap for Diddy's New York flagship version of his restaurant, Justin's. The music mogul's restaurant venture has gone the way of an overcooked piece of fried chicken: it's done. I, for one, have dined at that particular restaurant and frankly, it was really overpriced and not even good. So I'm not suprised. But I guess it sucks to have to close down one of your ventures, so I guess that's why reps are saying that they're just "looking to relocate elsewhere in Manhattan."
A Crip and a Blood Work Together, and Nobody Dies
Okay, VH1 has officially gotten the title for most outrageous shows. Where do they come up with this stuff? On a new show they call "Bridging the Gap", hip-hop artists like Queen Latifah and Eve will talk about how they've influenced each other. This show seems pretty interesting. The first two episodes feature Snoop and The Game working on a new track called "To the Top". It seems like a good look for VH1, and a step up from the network's usual depiction of rappers, a la "Flavor of Love".
This is REALLY starting to get out of hand
Paris' transformation from this...
To this...
Is finally complete. "Reformed" party girl-nightvision superstar-ex con Paris Hilton has finally arrived where all her white formerly-wild female foremothers already are...black babies. 
The Heiress is going to Rwanda. That's right, according to E!Online, she is going as "part of her new, post-jail commitment to bring the spotlight to what she feels are important causes around the world."
Hilton told reporters and photogs that she would be on her way to the war and poverty-stricken country as soon as she finished her new role in the...ahem...horror-musical flick 'Repo! The Genetic Opera.'
Move over Madonna. Get lost A. Jolie. Adoption for the Heiress can't be too far behind.
Jay Continuing to Slowly Take over the world during "retirement"
What do these two...
and this guy...
have in common? They could both be livin it up in...wait for it...Rocawear Field. The Grown Man is trying to own stadiums, ya'll! He put in a bid for New Jersey's Meadowlands Arena, home to the New York Giants. Part of me is proud, but the other part is thinking, is this a little ricidulous? Rocawear Field? I can just hear the fans now..."Yeah, I can't wait for the game at Roca...Rokin..Rocksteady field."
Hey, Jay, do your thing. He already owns part of the Nets, so this might just be a logical next step. And hey, Rocawear Field is a whole heck of a lot better than Izod or Southpole Field, which are the mougul's main rivals for the aquisition. A decision could be made as soon as next Friday...be on the lookout.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Partying With His Daddy
Something weird was going on at Lil Wayne's b-day in Houston...
Is that a cake? Cause, just a hint, Wayne, no one wants to eat ice. 
Unless, of course, you have ghetto empty styrofoam cups to put it in...
There doesn't seem to be any food or drinks at this party! 
It's got everything you need at a major rap star's party;grills, ice, big booty girls,hangers-on, yes men... 
And of course, your Daddy.
I guess nothing's missing after all.
Cassie takes Pretty Pictures, Keeps Mouth Shut
You know how Diddy likes to pick up girls with absolutely no voice and give them a "career"?Some of them should just stick to what their good at. Like Cassie, who used to model for Abercrombie and Delia's. These pics are fire. 
Cassie modeling:thumbs up. Cassie singing and dancing like a little anorexic bird trying to fly: thumbs DOWN.
Let that be a lesson kids. Don't reach for the stars. Just stick to what you're good at.Let that be a lesson to ya, RhiRhi.
Don't You Ever For A Second Get to Thinkin...
So pretty much everyone knows about J-Hud being cast as SJP's assistant on the new SATC movie, which started filming last week. But now sources close to the film's production are saying that the orignal first choice was Bey. Apparently all was well until contract negotiation started, and Bey insisted on a totally Dereon wardrobe for her character. She threatened to walk, and who did they choose to replace her? Old frenemy J-Hud. Oh, lord. Can't wait for the Essence article on this one.
I Mean, Can I Get a Party Too? I Watch Entertainment Tonight...
Okay, I understand major A-list players like Shaq,Mary J., and LiLo getting their birthday parties sponsored by the likes of Boost Mobile and Cadilliac. Clearly, aligning yourself with a star like that is good for your company. But Maria Sharapova, Mario and Dannielyn Hope Marshall Stern Birkhead? Really?A tennis player, a B-list R&B singer and a baby? I mean, I know she was born in media circus led by a hoochie Mama and eighty-seven baby daddys, but selling the rights to the child's first birthday to Entertainment Tonight? Ridiculous.
Monday, September 24, 2007
That's one giant step...backwards
Looks like J to the L-O has been taking her cues from Tyra with her new Brave promo pics...They seem to be on the same crazy silver-wearing planet.Someone please land and take over this planet...PLEASE!
And the Winner is...
BET is attempting to take one of the biggest social controversies in the US... In a series called "America vs. Hip Hop", the network will explore hip hop's relationships with criminality and law enforcement, depiction of women and black folks' simultaneous pride and embarassment with the art form. Toure and Cousin Jeff will host the show, which should is set to feature candid conversations between leaders in hip hop and politics. Should be interesting.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
It's been too long since our last Moment of Lenzism:
Dude did make some good points lol!
I think I just had a flash back to last week...
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Sherri Shepherd Is Ridiculous
New co-host of The View, comedian Sheri Shepherd, isn't clever. In a discussion about evolution Whoopi Goldberg asked if Shepherd thought the world was flat and this is what she had to say:
Wow.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Don't Let Me Get Any Money...
Jenny from the block is overseas in London promoting her new album "Brave" and faxed over a few of her "requests" to the Dorchester Hotel before her arrival:
2 Humidifiers
2 Fans
Room temp must always be at 80F
2 Extension cords and power adapters
Candles by Jo Malone in Lime or Grapefruit
3 Wardrobe racks with hangers
Steamer, iron, ironing board
White or red roses
Soft baked chocolate chip cookies
Sour cream and onion chips
Regular chips
Fruit Platters
Fruit Platters
Veggie platters
Plain M&Ms
Sunflower seeds
Ritz crackers
Dentyne Ice
Spicy Brown Mustard
Mayo
Penta or Smart water (room temp)
Caffeine Free Regular Coke
Diet Coke
Redbull
Coors Lite (bottled only)
[via: Daily Mail, dlisted]
At first glance this seemed ridiculous but please believe if you gave THIS ni**a some money I would have to get ridiculous.
My list:
The room to be kept at both 80 and 60 degrees simultaneously
(2) Dinosaur eggs to be scrambled for breakfast if I arrive early
(10) Exotic
(2) Cases of MD20/20
(5) Boxed Wine "Chillable Red" (It goes with everything)
(1) White tiger
(1) Sony video camera with night vision (Paris might stop by)
(1) partridge in a pear tree
Pictures of myself placed all around the room
(4) Trays diamond encrusted ice cubes
(5) Asian super fans outside of my room at all times with digital cameras
What would you request?
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Alicia Keys' New Album Cover/ Papoose Gets Dropped from Jive!
The cover of Alicia Keys' new album As I Am made its way on the net 
Now for some 'not-so-pop culture but notable in Hip-Hop' news Papoose has been dropped from Jive. 
New York's most talked about up-and-coming mixtape rapper got his $1.5 million dollar advance (which was mostly raped by his management and Kay Slay) and was released a year later after building virtually no buzz outside the mixtape circuit that he already had on lock. Kay Slay was quoted as saying that it was hte best thing that could've happened...maybe he is right because Jive's track record with Hip-Hop artists is the worst. Once that advance runs out Papoose could always go do Geico commericals for a living.
Wear black today for Jena 6
This post is a break from our usual pop culture rants. We must address a more serious (and historic) issue that is happening right now. Today is a historic day in what many are calling the makings of a 21st Century Civil Rights movement. This time it's about disparities in the legal system in this country. There is a massive march happening in Jena, LA as we speak (CNN is reporting thousands of people). If you couldn't make it to Jena wearing black on Sept. 20th (today) to stand against racism and spread the word on what's going on.
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Rihanna Covers Fashion Magazine
Well I say god damn! She's come a long way from "Pon De Replay", whatever that means.
Check out the interview here.
Is This Even Legal!?!
This is unconfirmed but from what I gather from this picture they are now selling black babies. Honestly I don't even know how they're getting away with this. Word has it that Madonna and Angelina has already placed several pre-orders...
Sean Kingston Follow Up Video
Sean Kingston puts on an even bigger fat suit for his second single, "Me Love". Hopefully this track won't last as long as the last one where he was whining about wanting to kill himself because a girl didn't like him.
Well, he did say he was like Mike...
Jay-Z is returning to the world of hip-hop...like he ever left. The Grown Man is set to return with a new album called "American Gangster", apparently inspired by the film with T.I. and Denzel, which hits theatres Nov. 2.His album is supposed to hit stores soon after. I'm undecided, but it should be hot.
Miss B gets a new one! A new Look that is!
Bey's rocking a new look. Love it? I do. Gotta give it to her, she's really switching it up lately.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
I Love New York 2 Contestant Video
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you so much for bringing I Love New York back into my life. In my moments of weakness and in my times of need I turn to VH1 and I Love New York to deliver from my sadness. Ha-Lay-Loo-Sha!
Anyway, check out this clip of Midget Mac who will be vying for New York's love on the new season. I can't wait until she's drunk one episode and tries to use him as a tampon.
The Numbers Are In...Kanye Kills 50
Okay I just realized that I'm about to post what will become the 5th straight post about 50 Cent or Kanye but this is the last one from me. I promise. "What you want me to do? I'm sorry!" The numbers are in and Kanye West wins. He can offically talk sh-t because his Graduation album outsold 50 Cent's Curtis by almost 300,000 copies. According to Soundscan, Graduation sold 956,936 units in its first week, just missing the platinum mark. 50 Cent debuted with 691,304 units, which are also impressive numbers, but the bottomline is-- HE LOST! HE LOST! NANNY NANNY BOO BOO!... I know Kanye's immature, whinning ass was in his house gloating for hours with them ugly ass air conditioner vent glasses on and his Louis Vuitton man purse.
Fiddy refers to self in third person, still no one cares
This is seriously the last thing I'm posting about this, unless Fiddy and Kanye physically fight or somebody gets sued, because I am really over it. But here goes: Fiddy is still whining. That's it. That's the whole story.
In an interview in British magazine Uncut, Mr. Cent was quoted as saying that that Kanye beating him in record sales was due to Def Jam padding soundscan numbers. "He's never had a fraction of the sales 50 Cent has," Curtis said. Mr. Cent's representatives are also confriming that he has cancelled his European concert tour due to "a last minute, unforeseen and unanticipated change in his schedule."
In unrelated news, Kanye's latest debuted at number one in the UK this week.
Whatever...*Rolls eyes and mentally moves on.*
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
"I Get Money (Billion Dollar remix)"- 50, Hov and Diddy!!!
Allhiphop.com posted the remix 50's ridicu-crazily hot single "I Get Money" today. The joint features n*ggas who actually gets money-- like Hip-Hop's Forbes list #1,#2, and #3 worth. Nobody else qualifies for this song except those three. 50 and Jay kill it, obviously, and Sean Jean still can't seem to write a check big enough to make his raps sound any good but he definitely gets money and runs NewYork so he belongs on the track. Everytime I hear this f-ckin song I can't help but spazz out and do he "Yayo" dance.
Click below to hear the remix:
http://allhiphop.com/blogs/multimedia__music/archive/2007/09/18/18606192.aspx
Monday, September 17, 2007
And you thought Kanye was the only one who just wouldn't shut the hell up...
One Trick Pony just refuses to admit defeat. This man is saying that just because Kanye has outsold him by almost 200,000 records, that doesn't mean Kan-yeze will win in the long run. "[The sales] can't be considered [any one way] anyway because it's just a few days out," the head gorilla said in a recent interview. "I guess [the music industry] would consider me to be a hip-hop favorite because of my sales history, and people like to root for the underdog."
That must be why Fiddy is whining even more than his latest rival because he didn't get enough screen time at the VMAs than him. He alleges that he only got one minute and twenty seconds of screen time. Fiddy, if you're better like you say you are, isn't that all you need?
The sound of revenge- OJ is a gangsta afterall.
Yeah, OJ is never getting out. He's gonna get football numbers for being a dumb ass and getting away the first time. This is the break White people have been waiting for over a decade. They already denied his bail and the only dude that could get him off was Johnny and he's no longer living . TMZ.com's dirt-digging ass even uncovered actual audio of OJ robbing them folks.
Click link to listen in OJ in action:
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1184669299
How does that happen!?!? There goes that defense. Karma is a bitch. I guess since there's a recording he wont need to release a book called "If I Stole It". This negro is f-cked.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
OJ, When You Think You Should, Don't.
O-Jeezy is denying any involvement in an alleged armed robbery at the Palace Station Hotel in Vegas. The collector of Simpson memoribilia/ alleged victim Alfred Beasely says there were definitely guns involved, but Simpson says there weren't. So once again, it's OJ against the world. The funny part is, Simpson does admit to getting his stuff from an unsuspecting person's room. It's just that because he says it's his stuff, it's not robbery. This is turning into some mess...
Tyra Banks Address Britney Spears' VMA Performance
I'm officially done. This has to be the funniest video I've seen this year. F*cks wit it.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Em calling it quits also?
On the heels of 50's retirement contemplation fiddy's mentor Eminem made his own career forcast during a radio promo appearance in New York yesterday. Em stated that while he's still recording he may be done releasing full-length albums. Of course he's only contemplating so nothing is official. Then again, as quoted in published interviews, 50 and Em may follow another mentor and release albums every seven years. Dre the world needs that Detox!!!!
Boondocks Season 2 Promo
Maybe they missed the memo on banning the "N" word because this is a little ridiculous. But as uncle rufus says, "There is some powerful niggartry at work here". I guess its just going to have to be my guilty pleasure before show creator Aaron McGruder pulls a Chapelle and realizes exactly how hard he's cooning.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Trick Daddy Takes 5...to the Face!
Trick Daddy got his ass whupped in a brawl at a Miami strip club last night...then arrested. Har! Har! Har! and more of that good sh*t.
50 Cent Calling It Quits?
During an interview with a Springfield, Massachusetts news station 50 Cent publicly stated that his music career is most likely a wrap after this album. He essentially said that he lost his motivation to continue to sell records. He thinks that he's leaving as the best in the game (not according to MTV, but who's opinion really matters these days anyway?). Just think of his $100 million dollar Vitamin Water payoff as his lottery and him choosing to quit his day job as a rapper.
The interview-
Response To Britney's VMA Performance
This is a little off topic for Lenzism but this video is just too ridiculous to pass up:
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Ya'll Forgot About Dre!
I know all the talk about the VMAs was surrounded around Britney's career-crashing performance and Kanye's "tired of this sh*t" rants but is it just me or did Dr. Dre look like he was the surprise presenter because he was just released from prison two hours earlier? Homie was on swole! pause. I'm mad that he is keeping me waiting for this 10-years-in-the-making Detox album but glad that it's, in his words, "coming". Dre the world needs Detox!
And what's up with all these 40-year-old rappers getting all diesel in sh*t? Who's f*ckin with Melle Mel, LL, and Dre to the point that they look like they wanna take over the WWE? I guess age is the culprit.
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