This chick is so extra. I can't believe she really thinks we care...
Friday, June 29, 2007
The Rundown
Damn girl, where did you get those genes? Check out Kim Karashian and her family strolling through West Hollywood searching for black men with money. >>> Hip&Pop
Eve pleads guilty to the misdemeanor charge of driving while under the influence. Part of her sentence involves wearing an alcohol detecting bracelet for 45 days... That's some wild sh*t. That's why when I drive drunk I try to go as fast as possible so I DON'T get caught by the police. >>> A Socialites Life
Listen to Timbaland explain how he's "Too innovative for this world" and will soon be passing the grown down to those "under him". >>> The Fury
Remember Tatyana Ali? Check out some pics of her all grown up. If you've been wondering what she's been up to she has 3 movies come out including "Nora's Hair Salon II" which is also staring Stacy Dash, Mekhi Phifer, and Bobby Brown... You better make a comeback Tatyana! >>> OH NO!!!
Check out some disturbing pictures of Michael Jackson and his "son" Blanket wearing one of those freaky ass masks. >>> Rhymes with Snitch
Now I try very hard not to talk about anyting Paris related but this clip is hilarious. Hilton recently had an interview with Larry King about her time in jail (because America cares?) and Jay Leno remixed it to make her look even more stupid. >>> OH NO!!!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Spice of Life
Now you know I was never a HUGE Spice Girl fan, but come to find out some people in this world actually were! Who woulda thunk it? Well the girls are gearing up for a worldwide tour to show us all that they've still got it! I swear I can only remember that one song, "If You Wanna be My Lover" I mean it only had two lines,
"If you wanna be my lover, you got be my friend..."
Either way the girls will be hitting the stage starting Dec. 7th in Los Angeles swinging around to Denmark, Argentina, South Africa, and more! Although I'm thinking the girls planned this as a fundraiser to get Mel B some money before Eddie announced he was Angel's daddy...
Usher and Heffa are having a baby!
AWWW HELL NAW!!! It's just the news we've been waiting for! Tameka dun went and got herself preggers! Damnit to hell Ursh...we gave you a pass for breaking up with Chilli, then we let you slide by firing your momma, we even turned our cheeks when you proposed to this she-man, BUT now you went and impregnated her?!?! Again...AWWWW HELL to the NAW!!!! This is the worst news I've heard today...Can you imagine how this is gonna be? Tameka "I'm gonna get Usher for all he's got" Foster is going to be parading around with a little Raymond, all I can say is Lord WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
It's been way too long since our last Moment of Lenzism. Check out this spoof of a Folger Coffee commercial. For some reason it just makes my heart smile.
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Woods Family Adds One More!
Well Tiger is a daddy! Isn't this sweet...little Sam Alexis Woods was born the day after Father's Day! I must say she is a precious little thing I just hope she isn't as confused about her ethnicity as her Daddy is cuz we all know how that episode went...
Monday: "I'm Black" Tuesday: "I'm Asian" Wednesday: I'm Black" Thursday: "I'm Blasian" Friday: "Hell, I dont' know what I am..." All is well though congrats to the Woods family their new addition!
Monday, June 25, 2007
Round 1: Foxy, Round 2: Ghetto Broads!
THIS JUST IN: Foxy Brown in pure ghetto fashion got her sh*t rocked! hahahahaha, now keep in mind this fool has been running a muck for the past few months and as they say "What goes around comes around..." Foxy recieved a certified beat down by ex-boyfriends homegirls this weekend in Brooklyn during the wee hours of the morn. They yanked her premium yaki weave all out her head, knocked out her hearing aid, and stole her bag! All of this ensued because Foxy found out her dude was a pimp...hmmm, now I have a feeling this information wasn't NEW, but whatever it's safe to say that Foxy may be lowkey for awhile so her scalp can heal up...
Foxy, I would send my condolences but I'm afraid you won't hear me, so faggitaboutit!
TI...TKOed!
You know I am all about whoopin ass, but one thing I am NOT about is causing a scene! Clifford "T.I" Harris was starting a rawkus in West Hollywood this weekend at some of the pre BET Award festivites. Word has it that the supposed "beef" between Him and Luda surfaced at Kevin Liles' Make It Happen Visionary Leadership Awards Brunch where TI clearly had one too many mimosas and was getting a little loud. Luda's Manager, Chaka Zulu came to tell TI to pipe down, and TI mollywhopped him! Well needless to say Chaka tried to maintain his cool but ended up WHOOPIN TI's ass! By the end of the tussle TI's boys just had to come pick him up off the floor and leave the event.
Sounds like our neighborhood bad boy may not be so bad at all...TI your getting out of pocket, get back in and play with the lint!
Friday, June 22, 2007
The Hater Report
Okay, Usher is a suave dude who can get damn-near any chick he wants (pause) but I’m gonna say a very hater thing—his wifey chick is a mud duck. Radio personalities agree with me. They’ve been shittin’ on her for months now. Ursh got tired of it confronted Russ Parr about him dumpin’ on his fiancée and while you know Wendy Williams will die slow before holding her dry ass tongue she’s been using whole segments of her show to air out Tameka Foster. I guess ol’ girl was tired of being picked on because she strikes back at the Wendy during an interview on Essence.com.
"Wendy Williams is obsessed with me. I think that is so sexy to have someone talk about me every day, especially when I don't have a CD, demo or TV pilot. I'm just a stylist and designer and if I can be mentioned in the same breath as Diddy, then I must be doing something right. I think she loves me more than she lets on. I need to make her a part of my marketing team."
Whatever.
Since we are on the subject of dudes and their wifeys:
I didn’t even know Buffie the Butterface, er, Body and Kay Slay were even together. Not that I care but it seems they have a little online ghetto “Newlyweds”-type show complete with small ass apartment. Damn I thought these two together was doing a little better financially but then again rent in NY is high as a new crack head. Check out the YouTube video HERE.
Moving on.
Yeah, we all know G-Unit (50 Cent) and Terror Squad (Fat Joe) can’t play nice. Whatever (really, does G-Unit get along with anybody?). DJ Khaled snubbed 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’ by not picking it as a classic on Rap City last week and then giving some lame ass explanation on why not….yada, yada, whatever. Actually, that had no relation to what I had to say.
Young Buck is G-Unit and DJ Khaled is Terror Squad. There’s the connection…Anyway, Buck put out a new song people are calling a diss track but I just don’t see it. I just see a dude beggin’ a DJ from a rival crew to play his shit.
"Young Jeezy and T.I. be in the street with Buck/Me and Akon sip Don and Wayne know wassup/Maybe Fat Joe tellin' you don't fuck with the Unit/Terror Squad is your clique, you gotta stay loyal to it."
Check the song out HERE
Oh yeah DJ Drama just released Gangsta Grillz 16: The Streets Been Waitin’. It’s his first mixtape since being busted six months ago for…um putting out mixtapes. I’m glad homie doin’ his thing again but don’t he still gotta go to trial? Ain’t that like getting busted selling dope but while you are out on bond and still waiting to go to trial you start hustlin’ again? I don’t know maybe I’m just talkin’ out the side of my ass.
Whatever,
The Hater
Cut the Check!
All I can do is laugh out loud!!!! Can you believe this?! Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown have finally settled their silly paternity suit...EDDIE IS THE FATHER!!!! Now how many of you were like me and wanted to slap the mess out of Mr. Murphy when he tried to act like that baby wasn't his? Well suffice it to say Eddie you may as well start writing Mel B her checks because that little Angel is yours mister! I guess this Eddie better start working Shrek 4...
A little Monkey Business with Lorraine Schwartz
This past weekend the stars came out to cool down with a little "ice" by Lorraine Schwartz who released her Diamond Monkey Collection at the Monkey Bar in NYCizzy. Needless to say all the ghetto came out to get a glimpse at the bling on display. I'm not sure about Lorraine but I don't think I would want Fabo and Dj "Get a Damn" Clue to be kissin all on me with their ashy ass lips! Damn negro...get some BLISTEX! I'm sure she's thinking whooo I'm gonna need some Clean n Clear after this...But anywho I am assuming this was an affair to be at as Diddy Pop's momma and Vee showed up in all their ghetto glory as well. HAIL be to GEL n WEAVE!!!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
The Knowles-Carter Connection
FINALLY!!! Is all I can really say. I mean how long were Bey-Z, Jayonce, Heffalisha and Joe Camel or whatever other moniker you want call Jay and B going to act like they were not an item?! I am so glad the proverbial cat is out of the bag! All it took was someone to follow them on vacation and snap some shots of them getting all kissy face for us to actually believe it?! Damn I am mad I actually had to spend five minutes writing about a couple who has been together 4 years and for all we know could have gotten married by now...guess we'll find out on their 10 yr anniversary!
A Little Flava for VH1
VH1 is at it again bringing us another reality show to show us what the has-beens have been up to. This time they're serving us up something with a little flavor! it's Salt n' Pepa our favorite 80s & 90s rap duo who hit us with jams like "Shoop" "Whadda Man" "Let's Talk about Sex" and "Push It". It was said that the group dissolved because Salt turned her life around and Pepa wanted to keep shaking her monkey in the club. I guess we'll see how the story will unfold on CelebReality this time around...
L.Rob's Stamp of Approval: "Same Girl" R. Kelly F. Usher
Well Well Well he's done it again ladies and gents, hit us with the song of the summer and a video to match! When I first heard "Same Girl" i thought to myself R Dot you are getting out of pocket telling all these damn stories, I mean with lines like "...does she work for TBS?" and "...I call her TT..." I just knew that this jam was set for straight for ghetto hell, but low and behold I LOVE IT!!!! The video only makes it better, especially with the twist at the end! All I have to left to say is Congrats to R Dot and Ursher for getting L. Rob's Stamp of Approval for this summer jam! Check out the video below...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Smell Like Mariah Carey
Elizabeth Arden has announced a partnership with Mariah Carey to produce her own fragrance.
Elizabeth Arden released the following statement:
"We are thrilled to begin this partnership with Mariah Carey. She is, unquestionably, a star of incredible magnitude. All over the world, people aspire to the values she represents. We look forward to launching an inspiring new global fragrance brand with Mariah that will be a timeless classic."That's some bullsh*t... I'm sure in her genius efforts to create a fragrance that smelled like rainbows and glitter it actually ended up smelling something like fried food, deep depression and pure insanity. The real values that she represents.
Let me take you back and help you remember crazy Mariah:
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