E-V-E gonna hit ya one time!!! heeeey everyone look...our favorite Ruff Ryder is back in full effect! I love how Blondie tapped into her C.O.G.I.C roots and made use of Sister Lorettia's old Tambourine! This song has been banging all through my ghettoblaster since I heard it on the radio that's why I am going to give it L. Rob's Stamp of Approval!!! Only something of pure fabulousness and major "On The ComeUp"status can get this one of a kind accolade, so once I stamp it's a sure fire thing! Stay Tuned for more...until check out the video, Eve "Tambourine"
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
L.Rob's Stamp of Approval: Eve, "Tambourine"
Miss U.S.A Takes a Trip!
Introducing...Rachel Smith, Miss "I used to intern for Oprah but I left that with hopes of getting booed at the Miss Universe Pageant and falling on my ass in the finals" hailing from Los Angeles, California!!! If you didn't catch the Miss Universe Pageant this past weekend boy did you miss a doozee! Isn't this like the ultimate thing all the little beautys fear?! Busting their asses in front of the entire world! Let's just say I'll be tuning in next year in hopes someone will faint on stage!
They Should Have Never Gave That N***a Money!
Have you ever drank "Formula 50"? Me neither. But, apparently a lot of people out there do. Glaceu, the company that produces Vitamin Water was just sold to Coca-Cola for a whopping $4.1 Billion. Guess who owns 10% of the company? Non other than 50 Cent who is reportedly making $400 Million off of the deal making him the richest rapper. I can't even hate, that was a damn good investment. But a n***a would come out with a drink and make grape flavored though...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Next Stop on the Ho-Train: Evan Ross
Please Jesus will someone stop this ho-train from traveling through all the men in the Black race!!! I mean really can someone be selective?! Now here is my plea: "Men of America, take three steps back when you see Kim HoDashian coming your way, because unless you want to be the poster boy for having been seen with the woman who's competing with McDonald's and has served 1million, there are plenty of other fish in the sea!" Poor little Evan he probably thought they were just going to go down to Melrose for a little shopping, and she seduced him! I'm praying for you Evan, I'm praying! All I'm saying is, Mario watch your back because Kim is coming for you next!!!
Ms. Kelly Lettin' It All Out!
Look at little Ms. Kelly all bathing suited out and thangs, I don't know about you all but I think Kelly is trying to show us...ok more like prove to Papa Knowles that yes she is cuter than Beyonce! While Beyon-heffa and Jay Smay are out frolicking in Moraco, Kelly is here pushing the album that may never the light of day. Yet in still whether we finally get another single or not I can definitely say that with this cover Kelly is showing us she too can bump "Like this"...
Ahhhhh!!!! Godzilla Covers VIBE
AHHH!!!! Ok...now that I have let that out I think I can get down to writing. If you think I didn't about near jump out my skin when I stumbled across two quarters times two on this month's cover of VIBE then you're crazy! I have always said that 50 reminds me of Mighty Joe Young, and this photograph here just solidfies all studies that saying that man evolved from monkeys may be true. Anywho...good ol' 50's album which was said to drop this summer has been pushed back September, I guess after hitting the jackpot with that $400 million dollar deal from Vitamin water he can afford to take a little break!
Monday, May 28, 2007
No, not another Cassie Album...please
If you're anything like me, then you thought Diddy was playing a sick joke on all of us when he signed myspace phenom, Cassie, to his label Bad Boy Records. You know the same Bad Boy with some of your favorite artists past and present like 112, Faith Evans, Lil Kim, Mase, and the late, great Notorious B.I.G.. Well, it was no joke and Cassie's first single "Me and You" struck gold and became a number one hit. But we all knew that Cassie was nothing more than a pretty face with a super producer (insert Ryan Leslie). So, after a string of "horrendous performances" (in my best Simon Cowell voice), it became increasingly clear to everyone that Cassie's vocals were studio manufactured. So it comes as even more of a suprise that Cassie is about to release her sophomore CD "The Return" in the next few months with first single "Sometimes" produced by none other than her rumored on again boyfriend (remember those rumors of Cassie being pregnant?).
So here it is...and in all fairness its a pretty decent R&B track...
Saturday, May 26, 2007
I'm Embarassed...
It's little things like this that just make you wonder. Specifically, why do we know the lyrics to the insane ramblings that are "Buy U A Drink" by T-Pain.
Thank you Mr. White Man for letting us all know how stupid our music really is... The song is still hot though!
Have a good weekend everyone!
Via: Crunk & Disorderly
Friday, May 25, 2007
"Gotta Cop Dat List" (Summer '07)...
Billboard just released a list of upcoming albums list and ranked them, I guess, according to their level of anticipation (whose level? I'm not sure)....however, Billboard's idea of highly anticipated albums is not necessarily the general public's view of highly anticipated music. So, I've decided to post my "Top 5 Gotta Cop Dat List"...
5. Kelly Rowland- "Miss Kelly" (July 2nd) First single, "Like This" featuring Eve has been blowing up radio with two remixes with all new beats hitting radio in coming weeks. Second single is rumored to be "Comeback" which is appropriatly titled because I definitely think Kelly knows this album is make or break for her solo career.
4. Rihanna- "Good Girl Gone Bad" (June 5th) Rihanna's third album marks her third year in the industry, and she continues to evolve into an artist that never gives you what you think she's going to give you. A modern day Madonna (hence the new edgy pop haircut a la Madonna 1980's). First single, "Umbrella" feat. Jay-Z is burning up the charts and follow-up single "Shut Up and Drive" is just as infectious as "SOS".
3. Chris Brown- "Exclusive" (September-my bet is sooner) I add Chris Brown to the list of upcoming anticipated albums because one day Chris Brown stops by Hot 97 to preview a track, "Wall to Wall", for the station and the next its all over the country increasing spins by the second. First single, "Wall to Wall" is catchy, fast-hitting, and sounds like "Run It!" without sounding like "Run It!".
2. Eve- "Here I Am" (August 7th) Eve has been MIA for a looonnnggg minute, but she's back in a big way. First she reemerged on Kelly Rowland's "Like This", then she dropped her first single, "Tambourine". This song is the hottest track in the clubs and on the track Eve sounds like she's hungry again for success on the charts. Swizz Beats at the helm on production...I'm definitely going to have to holla at this one.
1. R. Kelly "Double Up" (May 29th) I have to give the number one spot to R. Kelly because he has put out more tracks in the past few months then some artist have in their whole careers. First, R. Kelly appeared on Snoop Dogg's "That's That", then with Young Jeezy on "Go Getta". A few weeks later, a bonus cut from Bow Wow's album leaked to radio aka "I'm a Flirt". That's when R. Kelly when into full promotional blitz and released "I'm a Flirt (remix)" featuring T-Pain & TI, "It's Me Snitches (remix)" by Swizz Beat" , and "Same Girl" featuring Usher almost simultaneously. If that wasn't enough, R. Kelly then penned an inspirational song for the family and friends of the victims of the Virginia Tech Shooting called "Rise Up". Now, R. Kelly is wasting no time releasing the highly anticipated soon to be platinum "Double Up"....Whew! Back up....give the man some room...let him breath....oh and go buy the album...
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Artist Breaker... Introducing J. Holiday
Last Summer, Capitol Records recording artist and DC native, J Holiday, released his first single, "Be With Me" (produced by R&B superproducer Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins). The single did fairly well in some areas, but failed to catch on across the country. Well, almost a year later Holiday is back with his newest single off his soon-to-be released album, "Back of My Lac". The song is called "Bed". The single is supposedly produced by The Clutch (Like a Boy), however, to me in sounds more like Ciara's "Promise" produced by Polow Da Don who everyone wants to work with these days after a string of hits like "London Bridge", "Throw Some D's", and more recently Kelly Rowland's "Like This". "Bed" has a nice vibe to and the lyrics are a little more raw and real than most R&B music out these days.
Check him out at http://myspace.com/jholiday
Allow me to put you on...
Here is "Bed", the new single...
Also, check out the video for his first single "Be With Me"...
Lady Sovereign Mental Break Down
British mini rapper Lady Sovereign had a
"Sov was scheduled to play a 2 A.M. set at Studio B in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, but she rolled in super late and didn't take to the stage until around 3:30 A.M.Wow...
After taking the stage tardy, she then started complaining that the crowd was too small and she complained that she was only playing the show because she was "poor" and "about to get evicted from her apartment," sources tell us.
After her first song - Love Me or Hate Me, appropriately - she complained to the audience about having to sing the same songs for two years.
"She didn't even finish her second song (Cha Ching), and instead leaned against the speaker as the audience listened to the pre-recorded vocals she was singing over," a spywitness tells us.
It gets worse!
Adds another source, "When the music finished, she complained about her poverty again, said she hated America, was depressed, showed the audience her arm which bore razor cuts, and eventually went to the back of the stage and began crying as a body guard tried to calm her down and encourage her to finish her set, which was only slated to be 3 songs!"
She then was like "Fuck this, I don't care if I don't get paid" and walked off after a quick talk with her DJ.
Sovereign left the stage in tears , the crowd booed, and the promoters apologized."
Source: PerezHilton
Moment of Lenzism
Warning: NSFW
This video has been around the net for a minute but still hilarious. It's a spoof of the reality dating show Blind Date and a "Rich White Boy" is paired with a 42 year-old "Crack Whore" named Propecia. Now they either got a real crack head or that is a damn good actress...
Lil' Mama Remix's Avril Lavigne???
Lil' Mama, 17yo Niatia Kirkland, of "Lip Gloss" fame has remixed "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. Oddly enough the remix is kinda hot. I've heard that Girlfriend song many times and it's pretty f*ckin' annoying after 30 seconds of Avril Lavigne complain about wanting to steal someones boyfriend.
Check it out:
If you're not familiar with Lil' Mama check out her video for her first single "Lip Gloss"
I think the remix was poppin' this remix was coo...
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Daddy Winfrey Spills the Beans
Oprah's daddy is about to make some gouda! In the age of "tell all" books I say Vernon Winfrey is just cashing on the hippest thing next to rehab! According to the New York Daliy News... "The talk queen tells us she’s “shocked” and “disappointed” that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.
Winfrey said she laughed recently when “one of my assistants said, ‘The Daily News is calling. They say they heard your father is writing a book about you.’ I said, ‘That’s impossible. I can assure them it’s not true.’
“But then my sister said, ‘I think you should call your father.’ I called him and it turned out he is writing a book. The worst part of it was him saying, ‘I meant to tell you I’ve been working on it.’ ”
Winfrey, 53, confided, “I was upset. I won’t say ‘devastated,’ but I was stunned.”
“The last person in the world to be doing a book about me is Vernon Winfrey,” she added. “The last person.”
Winfrey said she laughed recently when “one of my assistants said, ‘The Daily News is calling. They say they heard your father is writing a book about you.’ I said, ‘That’s impossible. I can assure them it’s not true.’
“But then my sister said, ‘I think you should call your father.’ I called him and it turned out he is writing a book. The worst part of it was him saying, ‘I meant to tell you I’ve been working on it.’ ”
Winfrey, 53, confided, “I was upset. I won’t say ‘devastated,’ but I was stunned.”
“The last person in the world to be doing a book about me is Vernon Winfrey,” she added. “The last person.”
I guess Op's didn't realize that not getting her country Daddy that new Caddie really did upset him...damn there goes Fish Fry Sundays!
[source: NYDN]
Mya Tells All...
Well little miss single, sexy, and sweet is covering this month's issue of Vixen, she's looks cute but what I'm wondering is if she'll address any of the rumors of all her flalandering relationships with these rap artists...mmmmhmm Mya I'm on to you. I know why the album is called "Liberation" you're going to finally talk about your side job...working at Baltimore's finest strip joints! Ok...maybe not but I will take a song about your five minutes with 50 Cent, how was the Amusement Park????
The Last Days of Left Eye
This past Sunday VH1 aired a documentary chronicling the last days of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez titled The Last Days of Left Eye. Unfortunately I missed it but I found this clip which is actually pretty shocking. It shows what appears to be the last seconds of her life.
If your worried, the video isn't graphic or anything, just a little disturbing.
Did anyone catch the documentary? Thoughts?
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
NEW MUSIC REVIEW
NEW MUSIC REVIEW: Keith Murray Ft. Tyrese
Song: : "Nobody Do It Better"
Album: Rapmuffphoebia (supposedly due out by August under Koch)
Producer: Erick Sermon. Keith, Erick, and Redman were apart of the "Def Squad". Sermon also was a part of EPMD. Sermon went on to produce hits like "React" and "Feel It".
Best Line: "My affiliation? House n*ggaz like the Fannie Mae Foundation."... "It's classical, baby." This one is classic, but there are so many great lines in this joint.
Ced Says: Keith's unmistakable flow, summertime hook by Tyrese, and slow burning beat by Sermon equals HIT.
But, you be the judge:
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9430
This track is crazy full with self affirmations and puffery. You know, good ole' "who do it like I do?" type flow from ya man Keith with Tyrese on the hook. Oh the hook aka the bread and butter of this song. Two words. Feels good.
BTW, check out Redman's New Album "Red Gone Wild"... Ya'll sleepin...hint of what's to come...
Monday, May 21, 2007
Go Away Hottie Just Go Away
Looks like Hottie was next in line to be expelled from Charm School and she wasn't at all happy about it according to her MySpace Page:
"I’m pissed as all *&;$#!! How dare they! Lets keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment. My character as defamed! This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross! At a minimum, Monique should have said, Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD. They should have brought me back that same night after they reviewed the tapes and kicked out the two girls responsible for the bold faced lies. The audience would have woken up to a surprise next episode when I say “I’m back!” Write your networks! Tell the networks you want to see me starring in my OWN SERIES on and any network they want to see me on VH1, FOX, NICKELODEON, OXYGEN, MTV, TELEMUNDO, BET, UNIVISION, ABC, A&;E, NBC, CBS, CW, TV ONE, LIFETIME, BRAVO, SHOWTIME, E! and HBO. DO IT NOW!, because I speak for YOU!! FOR REAL!!!"What the hell is this b*tch talkin' about? "At a minimum, Monique should have said, Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me" What exactly would you do Schatar? In looking through her MySpace page I found out that this b*tch has a bay area sounding single titled "My Man, My Mansion, My Money"... You gotta be f*ckin' kidding me. Sadly Paris Hilton can sing better. I am begging you all to PLEASE forget about Hottie. Forget ever seeing her on TV. If this woman is allowed to get a TV show or extend her 15mins of fame at all I will have to shut down Lenzism forever. Well maybe not, but i'd be upset.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Bow Chicka WowWow...
This is a HOT shitty mess...and why does the Black culture continue to get exploited??? Ok...Ok...seriously I was dying laughing the first time I saw this and decided that I wanted to share it with you all...
Moment of Lenzism
We've done a lot of Moment of Lenzism's over the last six months but I think this has to be the funniest one so far. Hands down.
You know I'm ignorant y'all:
Not So Pretty Ricky (Ricky Rickay)
Forget rap music. Parents, please keep your children away from Pretty Ricky and their music. Especially your impressionable sons.
Pretty Ricky is holding a contest where they need your "style and creativity" to come up with dance moves for their song "Push It Baby". The winners will receive a Sony MiniDV Handy Cam and get this: A phone call from the Pretty Ones themselves!
Someone please save these kids before it's too late:
Check out the promo video put out by Spectacular. Does anyone know this dudes real name? I don't feel comfortable calling another man Spectacular.
Also, please feel free to leave as many ignorant comments as you want.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
A Funky Good Time!!!
This weekend was the opening of Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas...and boy did we take it back to funk! FUNK-Y that is!!!! These people made hot mess look fabulous! Courtney and Vance are the best looking couple, while Star once again proves she loves looking like crap, and the woman who is so unforgettable Miss Natalie Cole...awww it looks like Nat channeled Celie for this one, because you have successfully gotten Slave Chic down to a T!!!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Beyonce' Named 4th Most Powerful Woman... Seriously.
It's a sad day in America guys. Beyonce' has been named New York's 4th most powerful woman. Only being beat by Hilary Clinton, Diane Sawyer, and Christine Quinn...
"Beyoncé, 25, pop star/actress. One of the highest-paid women in show business, with 10 Grammys and a rating as the No.1 fantasy girlfriend on Askmen.com, she isn't just the sweetheart of one of music's most successful moguls - she's a mogul in the making herself."We cannot let Beyonce' get to number one! She's already takin' over music and television. Releasing what appeared to be a barrage of a thousand singles and music videos at the same time. It was terrible. B'Day?!? It was more like D Day. Imagine what life would be like if Beyonce' got to number 1... Excuse me while I go stock up on water and rations for when the "B" days return.
You's A Hoe... Hoooooooooooe!
Well the village bicycle known as Kim Kardashian is back at it again. If you're not familiar with the chick, she is best known as Paris Hilton's new BFF for a week... Oh and she also did star in that "homemade" porno with Ray J. Check it out, it's in stores. Anyway, Kardashian has now been romantically linked with New Orleans Saint's star Reggie Bush.
Us Weekly reports:
"In fact, on May 10 at L.A. nightclub Teddy's Kardashian and the NFL star were really putting on a show. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night. "You can tell they really get along," says the source. "Now she's ready to go public with him.""The socialite/porno star has also been linked to Nick Cannon, Ray-J, Marques Houston, The Game, and Tyrese.
Now I'm not hating; Kardashian is a bad bad b*tch but a word of advice Reggie: Get yourself checked. All that glitters is not clean.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
Bobby Brown threatens to f*ck up the host of British television show "24 Hours With...".
Am I the only one who misses Being Bobby Brown?!?
The Next Whitney Houston?
So I was randomly surfing the net and I stumbled upon this clip. Apparently there's some show called America's Got Talent, I don't know much about it but I assume it's an American Idol knock off that's hosted by singer Brandy and David Hasselhoff... For those who don't know, Hasselhoff is pop star overseas, mainly in Germany. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Anyway the girl is 12yo and named Charice and she can sing damn near as good as Whitney. Old Whitney.
I did a little research and everyone compares Charice to this chick. Notice the look on Brandy's face, she's got that "damn I wish I could sing like that" look to it.
Oprah Winfrey Comes To The REAL HU
The big "O" was the 2007 commencement speaker at Howard University, which I currently attend, and was also the recipient of an honorary Doctorate of Humanities. I was honored to attend a commencement dinner which she also attended but unfortunately after several attempts was unable to obtain a lock of her hair to steal her power.
"Oprah Winfrey, whose show has remained the top-rated TV talk show for 20 consecutive seasons, says her success comes from maintaining her principles and serving others.Take that Hampton!
"My integrity is not for sale, and neither is yours," Winfrey said at graduation ceremonies Saturday for Howard University, recalling times when she was under pressure to change course or avoid topics to boost ratings or appease advertisers. "Do not be a slave to any form of selling out."
Winfrey recalled how early in her career at a TV station in Baltimore, executives told her she was "too black" and "too emotional." She said they tried to have her TV name changed to something more recognizable, but she refused.
Finally, Winfrey was put on a talk show, she said, to run out her contract.
"And that was the beginning," she told 30,000 people who crowded onto the Howard campus.
Winfrey drew repeated big cheers from the moment she took the stage. She called on the graduates to maintain their integrity and to "go forth and serve."
"I stand here as a symbol of what is possible when you believe in the dream of your own life," Winfrey said. "Don't be afraid. All you need to do is know who you are."
Winfrey said that while growing up her grandmother, a servant in 1950s Mississippi, hoped that Winfrey would "get some good white folks" to work for.
"I regret that she didn't live past 1963 and see that I did get some really good white folks — working for me," said."
Source: MSN
Thursday, May 10, 2007
The Plot Thicken's Akon!
I'm sure by now everyone's heard about the whole Akon
I did a little digging and found that Akon, born Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. No lie, I swear to Baby Jesus that's his name. You just can't make that sh*t up. Anyway, Lu Lu claims that he's 25 but in actuality is 35!
"A friend who works at [well-known national magazine] was checking out Akon's age, and using some sort of database of prison records (since Akon claims to have been incarcerated, and indeed was) and it turns out that his age is not, as he claims, 25, nor is it 27 or even 31. Akon is 35 years old. His PR people put so much pressure on the editors that they wouldn't allow the actual factual in the magazine."Ain't that some sh*t? Looks like both the little girl and Lu Lu are guilty of the same damn thing.
Sources: Idolator, Wikipedia
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Love Costs a 12-Carat Ring
Well, Well, Well....look what the cat dragged in! A 12-carat diamond ring! Isn't this special Nicky popped the question, and Selita said yes! I must say while I thought this so called relationship was just a dare taken too far Nick and Miss Vickie Secret Angel look happy and in love, I wonder if they'll invite Tyra and Christina Milian to the wedding?
12-carats Nick??? I would have given you 5, but I see all that Wild'n Out you do, beating on Drums, and whatever other whackness you have served is paying off!!!
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
I've been a fan of The Onion online news for years now and they've launched an online video network to mock TV news. Check out this clip, it's hilarious.
Panda Demands Abortion
New Music: Emily King
Our friend over at The Pop Culture Junkie scored a great interview with talented singer/songwriter Emily King.
A mix of Soul, R&B, and Hip Hop, Emily King brings a fresh sound to the music industry. Signed to J Records, her debut album, East Side Story is due this summer and is quickly becoming a highly anticipated release. A product of East Manhattan and jazz musician parents, she she was born to be a star! Her music has been described as "a truly special blend, a place where the coffeehouse meets the dance floor."Head over there and check it out.
Monday, May 7, 2007
Usher's Dating A Man!?
Now I've done some extensive investigation on this topic and have come to the conclusion that Usher is in fact dating a man. My research consisted of looking at these photos and concluding that Tameka Foster, Usher's fiance is in fact a man. Do not be fooled, he is a professional stylist and make up artist.
Celebrity Terrorism: Star Jones
Vintage Lenzism.com readers should remember a segment that we're going to be bringing back called "Celebrity Terrorism". This segment will highlight the acts that celebrities commit in public that are so offensive they can be deemed an act of terrorism.
Today's Terrorist: Star Jones
Guilty For: Public Indecency
The New York Observer had this to say:
"It was around 2 a.m.--Star Jones, clad in a black mini-skirt was getting freaky with her husband Al Reynolds, as Adam "DJ AM" Goldberg burned up the turntables. Mr. Reynolds was gyrating up against Mrs. Jones' backside, his hand positioned oddly on top of her head, while hers clutched the back of his thigh."
Now that's just nasty. That poor gay man should not have to watch those piss poor pancakes flap up and down in front of him. What is the world coming to.
Chris Brown is L-E-G-A-L!!!
WHOOO LADIES!!! get your panties ready to be thrown on the stage...LIL' CHRIS BROWN BROWN TURNED 18 this past Saturday, needless to say I threw back a few taquila shots on Cinco de Mayo for my boo! Now I don't know about you all but by the looks of it J Hud was on the bandwagon for "Countdown til Chris is Legal"...I must say, J Hud came out looking a little extra HOT at the 40/40 for his birthday party...Chris all I can say is...WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG GIRL!!!!
Kentucky Derby brings out the Stars...
Friday, May 4, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
Check out a vintage moment where Mr. Rogers learns how to break dance from Jermaine. Is it just me or does Mr. Rogers have the creepiest child molester voice? I know if I had kids they wouldn't be playin' in his neighborhood going to magical lands and sh*t.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Oh Gawd...Tyra. Again...
I'm only giving her two sentences. That's all I can do...because everyone knows I HATE TYRA BANKS!!! I plan on going to her show this summer wearing a shirt that says, "I HATE TYRA BANKS!!!" Anyway here's the little thirsty on the cover on Shape Magazine attempting to convince us once again that yes she used to be 135lbs, before all those trips to Mickey D's, Burger King, and those times of dining and dashing. America if you didn't know, you know now...TYRA BANKS USED TO BE A MODEL WHO WAS 135 LBS, WHO COVERED SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, AND WAS A VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGEL!
There Tyra, I told them...now leave us alone!!!!
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
R. Kelly Strikes Again!
Let me preface this post by extending my condolence to all the families of the victims of the Virginia Tech Massacre...*moment of silence*
OK...and now for the foolery!!! Well the R. "the Hitmaker" Kelly is at it once more and this time it is to give a little pick me up to VT. R?!?!? Why in the devil do you always have to suck America back in by writing a song after something about you pops up in the media! But you know what I can't hate on him because I swear this man is a musical genius...I'm awaiting when he finally goes to jail for all his mess, I have a feeling the song will be something like this:
"I got soooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaapppp on a rope, hanging in my cell.....
I got soooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaappppp on a rope, I'm hanging my head low in jail....
Help me Jeeeeeeeeeeeesussssssss....extend your hannnnnnnnnnnnddddd...."
You get the picture....
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
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