Well who knew this was coming??? "I Love New York: Season 2" Honestly I don't even know what to say besides New York will you please just go get a real job, and meet a man in a Starbucks or a grocery store like every other normal human being?! Now if VH1 (Hub of All Ignant Reality TV) had decided to do a show with New York and Chance...OH BABY you would have had a viewer in me! Because those two are made for each other...they can call it, "A 2nd Chance in New York"...what do ya'll think????
"I LOVE NEW YORK SEASON 2 Now Casting Company: VH 1 Contact: State: CA Posted On: Apr 24, 07 Expires On: Apr 24, 07 Description: CASTING 2ND SEASON OF I LOVE NEW YORK HEY MY FELLOW SEXY SINGLE MEN. YES IT’S OFFICIAL I’M CASTING SEASON 2 OF “I LOVE NEW YORK”. I’M CASTING ALL TYPES AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS. MY BREAKDOWN IS THIS AND PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT UNLESS YOU FIT THE BREAKDOWN AND FOLLOW SUBMISSION GUIDELINES. STRAIGHT MEN AGES-21 TO 36 ALL RACES & EXTREME PERSONALITIES"
Well this is what she's looking for fellas...so if you're interested, crazy, and straight, well hey New York is your girl!
Friday, April 27, 2007
Ignorance Pt. 2?!?!
There She Goes Again...
I HATE TYRA BANKS!!!! I JUST HAD TO PUT THAT OUT THERE FOR THE RECORD and everyday there is a new reason why...today's "I Hate Tyra Moment" needs to be filed under stupid and desperate for attention. Tyra likes to eat...as we can all tell...but when going out to eat please be prepared to PAY!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Video: Akon Molests 14yo Girl
By now I'm sure you've all heard about Akon unknowingly molesting a preachers 14 year old daughter on stage at his concert. Finally a video has surfaced! Thank you internet!
Check out the video HERE and watch Akon literally work that girl all over the stage. The pictures did NOT do that moment justice.
Low key... she don't look 14... I'M JUST SAYIN'! Bad Akon, Bad!
Perez Hilton Sued For $7M
Oh how the mighty have fallen. For all of you that don't know, Perez Hilton is THE celebrity gossip blogger. Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira (isn't that Spanish for laundry mat?) got into the game in 2005 and now his site gets over 4 million hits a day and he reportedly makes about $800,000 a year. Personally I don't get it, the dude posts pics of celebrities and doodles them shitting and peeing on themselves. Go figure.
A Hollywood photo agency is suing snarky gossip blogger Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira, for copyright infringement. The agency claims Perez used their images on his website "without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law."Check out this little hilarious video poking fun at Hilton:
The tabloid agency is seeking over $7.5 million dollars in damages from Perez for what they say is a loss of profits and injury to their reputation. The photo agency believes their pics have played a large part in the success and profitability of perezhilton.com, which reportedly charges between $9,000 and $16,000 a week for ad space. It costs plenty to appear next to Britney's crotch!
Perez tells TMZ, "I have yet to be personally served with this lawsuit. My lawyers and I will address the situation when we have the opportunity to review the materials."
Video Premiere: Rhianna - Umbrella
Rhianna just premiered her new video for her single "Umbrella" today via the web. The song features Jay Z and the video is kinda hot, cehck it out:
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Watch Out Des'ree, Mathew Knowles Is A Comin'
Finally, someone was able to shut this b*tch up. Is anyone else sick of not being able to turn to a music video channel without seein' one of those tacky ass two dollar videos?
I guess Beyonce' isn't above the law and can't just cover a song by fellow artist Des'ree because she "always loved it".
Three weeks after celebrating her second B'Day, Beyoncé is pulling the plug — at least for now — on the re-release of her recent solo LP. Thanks to a pending lawsuit over her cover of Des'ree's "I'm Kissing You" on her B'Day - Deluxe Edition album and video anthology, the singer and her label have agreed to stop distributing the albums and DVDs that include the song...I'm not quite sure if the grass truly is going to be greener on the other side for Des'ree. As well know, Mathew Knowles don't play. Watch out Des'ree. Watch out...
After filing the suit on April 16, the Royalty Network — which seeks $150,000 in damages and an injunction to recall the deluxe edition from stores — came to an agreement with Beyoncé's camp, filed Friday with the court, that Columbia and Sony would "engage in no further distribution" of the album or video anthology with the song in question, at least until a preliminary injunction hearing May 4.
Beyoncé's representatives had not responded to requests for comment by press time.
It's Offical Rosie O'Donnell Leaves The View
I'm sad to report that it is official, Rosie O'Donnell will in fact be leaving the view in mid-June.
"This has been an amazing experience, and one I wouldn't have traded for the world. Working with Barbara, Joy and Elisabeth has been one of the highlights of my career, but my needs for the future just didn't dovetail with what ABC was able to offer me. To all the viewers out there, I just want to say 'thank you' for opening up your hearts and your homes to me this past year. But you can always find me at rosie.com. Here's hoping there's more confetti for all of us going forward."
Now I didn't watch The View, I just loved hearing about Rosie randomly take shots at anyone that upset her. But I don't think this will be the last we see her. I think this will all play out like it did for Star Jones when she left. Jones went back to her first profession as a lawyer and got herself a cushy gig on CourtTV. I wouldn't be surprised if I flipped on the TV in a couple of months and saw Rosie on Animal Planet.
Remember Anna Nicole Smith?
Remember Anna Nicole Smith? Neither do I... Anyway, TMZ has reported that a biopic movie about Smith is in the works and will star one-hit-wonder and Dancing With the Star's contestant Willa Ford:
Ford has signed on to star in "Anna Nicole," and shooting begins next week. It's about Smith's rise from exotic dancer to reality-show-diet-spokesmodel stardom, from her late teens up until her death in February at age 39. Meanwhile, a thinly-veiled fictionalization of Smith on "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will feature actress Kristy Swanson as an Anna-alike.Oddly enough the film will also feature Bobby Trendy who will actually be playing himself. For those of you not familiar with Mr. Trendy, he was Smith's interior decorator from her reality TV show that was almost too gay to function.
Here's a little reminder of Mr. Trendy:
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Photo of the Week
Wonder why Michael Jordan has been out of the headlines lately? He was in Cabo, gettin' his groove back. If those walls could talk...
Mel B Gets Played By Eddie Muphy
Finally little Iris Angel Murphy Brown has been welcomed into the world! Iris-Angel-Murphy-Brown. What the hell kinda name is that? What is with celebrities and insuring that their children have the roughest childhood experience by giving them absurd names?
Sadly guys, not all is well in the family:
Mel B tells British magazine OK!, "We had talked about having a family and getting married. We started talking about whether we should buy a house together, where we could be alone together."
Melanie goes on to say, "I came to see my mum for a few days as I wanted to see her in person. Then I got a flight home, landed and there is a whole sea of photographers. There were people shouting about a DNA test. "I was in complete shock. I tried to call Eddie and couldn't get through. Then I got through and he said he would call me back and that was it. He never called back. I literally couldn't understand what was happening."
Surprise!!! Who woulda saw this one coming...
Will Ferrell Is Funny
He is. Check out "The Landlord" that Ferrell made with long time creative partner Adam McKay. The landlord Pear is played by McKay's 2 year old daughter. Can anyone say Dakota Fanning? Well not literally, im saying the little girl can act well and is funny. Well Fanning isn't really funny... But she can act. Yeah...
Enjoy. You're sooo going to laugh.
Moment of Lenzism
I said it once, and I'll say it again, Hip Hop is dead. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get Tat, Tat, Tatted Up so I can Party Like A Rock Star while I Walk It Out (I know. I'm cool).
Press Play to watch grandma get it:
(via AllHipHop.com)
Amerie Insures Legs For $2M
R&B singer, Amerie, joins the ranks of such stars as Jennifer Lopez who have insured their money making body parts for millions. Amerie decided to insure her legs because she thinks they are an important part of her career. Notice she didn't insure her throat or voice...
Amerie says, "My legs are very important to my career so I'm insuring them. I love dancing as much as I do singing."
All of this talk has got me thinking, is it only celebrities that can get body parts insured? I might have to look into that. Since I like ______ can I insure my _____? It's important to me... (fill in the blanks with whatever you like)
Monday, April 23, 2007
There's One Born Everyday...
So you're a billionaire, you can pretty much buy whatever you want. You're throwing a party for your wife, how do you impress her? Hmm... I know! Pay Jennifer Lopez $50,000 a minute to sing at your party...
"Jennifer Lopez is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a birthday party being thrown by a Russian tycoon for his wife. Andrei Melnichenko - worth close to $5 billion - is paying JLo $1.2 million plus $800,000 for expenses for 40 minutes of singing.That's like paying Fantasia to do your taxes or J.Lo to act in one of your movies. Just ridiculous.
"Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]" a source told London's Daily Mail. "She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes - not bad money for the work."
Source: The Superficial
Well, Back To Modeling For You...
Anyone remember Cassie? Yeah, the girl Diddy created to trick us into thinking that she had talent. For whatever reason she's back in the media but this time nude... I think that she might have something with this move...
What do you guys think, will she ever be back with a sophomore album?
Box Office Round Up
Weekend Box Office Results:
| 1 | 1 | Disturbia | $13,460,000 | 3015 | $4,464 | 2 | $40,654,000 |
| 2 | - | Fracture | $11,175,000 | 2443 | $4,574 | 1 | $11,175,000 |
| 3 | 2 | Blades of Glory | $7,808,000 | 3459 | $2,257 | 4 | $101,082,000 |
| 4 | - | Vacancy | $7,600,000 | 2551 | $2,979 | 1 | $7,600,000 |
| 5 | 3 | Meet the Robinsons | $7,088,000 | 3003 | $2,360 | 4 | $82,211,000 |
(Source)
I did a little bit of movie hopping this weekend and got to see the top 3 movies. Disturbia definitely deserves the number one spot. If you're like me and are a huge Ryan Gosling and Anthony Hopkins fan you won't be disappointed with Fracture which was surprisingly clever. I don't think anyone could have done the role as good as Hopkins, he was almost like Hannibal without all of the whole eating people sadistic part. I only saw some of Blade of Glory but clearly Will Ferrell can do no wrong, what I saw had me laughing non stop.
Steal Style: Hooker Chic
Fantasia Barrino showed up at the official after party of The Color Purple apparently dressed in costume as a hooker. Notice how the leopard print hugs her body and how the dress splits just enough to show her "cleavage" and a new trend, leg cleavage.
Classy Fantasia, real classy.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Akon sees nothing wrong with a lil bump & grind!
First R. Kelly. Then Usher. Now Akon...will someone explain to me why R&B artists always wanna pull somebody on stage and act a blasted fool?! Seems like there was a good time to be had in Trinidad recently at an Akon concert. In good natured, pedophile fun Akon pulled a young 14-girl up on stage and proceeded to dancing erotically with her on stage, well by the looks of this picture she put a hurtin' on ya boy Akon! mmmhmmm...look at her, can't you hear the crowd now, "oh ya git em girl!" "betchu don git no bumbum like dat in de states Akon!" "bumm che chela la boom boom che le..." Either way the best part of the whole ordeal is that lil Miss Drop like it's hot is a PREACHER'S KID!!! Well it was always said those kids were the nastiest...Alleyne yesterday described the racy dance video of his 14-year-old daughter and Akon as “atrocious” but said that Deena was taken advantage of when she attended a concert at which Akon, a hip hop and R&B artiste was featured.
“She likes dancing and won a competition,” Alleyne said, adding that she became a victim in a situation where she had no control.
A Little Advice For The Ladies
OK, this has to be one of the funniest videos that I have come across in a very very long time. The funny part is this woman is so serious. This is a clip from her Atlanta public access television show called "Vagina Power" and that other woman... that's her mom.
Anyway, check it out and take some notes:
God I love the South. You've given us so much, I knew crunk music was just the tip of the iceberg!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Goodbye Sangina!
As I'm sure most of you out there have heard, Sangina was finally booted from American Idol. I won't miss her but I will miss the jokes. And great hair. It was definitely her time to go but I don't think this will be the last time we hear from her.
I was trying to think of some ideas for her and I think the operative word here is "endorsements". Like maybe a hair coloring product or better yet Herbal Essences!
Couldn't you just see it?
Crib's Lenzism Editon: Dwayne Wade
Here's a little eye candy to help us all remember how our wonderful lives just aren't as wonderful as some:
Notice the camera in the child's bathroom... Hmmm...
Moment of Lenzism
Warning: NSFW
This chick is ridiculous! I think she is actually more entertaining than Sue Johanson. Let her educate you about "PE-Nus Power & VirGINA POWER"
If you guys think it's funny I'll post part 2, let me know what you think.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Black Star Power...
Well looky here, looky here...hollywood has proved once you go Black you NEVER go BACK!!! Forest Whitaker recieved his star on the Wall of Fame this week and tons of A-list stars were there to see it happen. Angela Bassett, Victoria Rowell, and Kerry Washington all stood proud kool aid grins and all. I said it when he won his Oscar and I'll say it again...not even a wondering eye could keep the Whites from loving you!!! Although I must say while you and the wife look amazing...your daughters's braids are screaming "touch my edges up!!!" Don't do the children wrong Forest, don't do the children wrong!!!
Monday, April 16, 2007
Master Splinter Made Him Do It!!!
Highlights:
*New York exclaiming she should have picked Chance instead of Tango
*Tango telling Whiteboy he was gonna give him a "Tampa Bay" beatdown
and my all time favorite...
*New York exclaiming Tango has a 2 inch d*ck!!!
Is SNL Actually Funny Now???
I stopped watching SNL a long time ago but lately they've actually been doing skits that were funny. Check out, "An Intimate Moment With John Mayer & Jessica Simpson." For some reason I don't think they are too far off base with this odd couple. It's hilarious.
The Clown Show Is Back Again
Sadly I actually like their first single "Hotline". It's catchy, I just can't get past how coontastic these dudes are. They were dressed like Toy Soldiers!!!
Nevever the less, Spectacular, Slick 'Em, Pleasure, and Baby Blue are back with "Push It Baby" featuring Sean Paul. Also, it seems they realized that they aren't so pretty, they are wearing elaborate masks and capes. Wow.
Finally Some Jennifer Hudson Dirt!
Those of you who have been reading Lenzism know how much I personally dislike Jennifer Hudson. Finally there is a little dirt on her. Well, kinda. I'll settle for some somewhat unflattering pictures.
The photos are from the set of her new film about a group of strangers who form a unique relationship with each other after surviving a random shooting at a Los Angeles diner. The film also stars Forrest Whitaker.
Britney Spears Trys Something New
Looks like Britney Spears has discovered a new way to publicly lash out: sarcasm. She just can't stop making a fool of herself on the world stage.
In the video she allegedly walks up to the paparazzi and does a little venting using a fake valley girl accent. Notice she still uses the word "y'all"... Guess you really can't take the trailer park country out of the girl.
Although its funny it's still sad and I don't see a way out for her. Aside from pulling a Michael Jackson and moving to Bahrain. She's probably going to be hounded by the stalkerazzi her entire life.
Oh well. She's rich bitch!!!
Now we're just waiting for you Queen Latifa!
Da Brat aka "I Love The 90's" (she hasn't left that decade) was spotted with what appears to be her significant other. (Fan from the crowd offers hers) Brat: I don’t know where your lips been nicca. I know where hers have been!
You can check out a video of her performance here where she makes a very interesting comment: Brat: Anybody got a mirror? My lips feel dry. Anybody got some lip glass? Somebody got some lip glass!
There isn't much info on the chick but I have a feeling that things are going to start surfacing in the next couple of months.
Now, of course this is all speculation BUT my lesbian house mate says, "she's pretty damn gay" and my roommate is pretty damn gay. So there you go.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
All Hoes aren't the same...
ATTENTION!!! CALLING ALL COMMUNITY LEADERS...and Al Sharpton we don't mean you! We have decided to call our resident gangsta, Calvin "Snoop Dogg" Broadus Jr. After reading the following we here at Lenzism were moved by the words from the mind of the D-O-double G...
"(Rappers) are not talking about no collegiate basketball girls who have made it to the next level in education and sports. We're talking about hos that's in the 'hood that ain't doing s**t, that's trying to get a n**ga for his money. These are two separate things. First of all, we ain't no old-ass white men that sit up on MSNBC going hard on black girls. We are rappers that have these songs coming from our minds and our souls that are relevant to what we feel. I will not let them muthaf**kas say we are in the same league as him. Kick him off the air forever."
Source: Bossip
Little Disney Badd Ass...
Well I guess little Raven may not be the role model we thought she was. Here we go again as another "That's So Raven" star getting caught up. Orlando Brown was recently arrested for possession of ye ol' Mary Jane in Houston, TX. Orlando claims, "The weed didn't belong to me, a friend let me borrow the car" [Crunk & Disorderly]. Oh Orlando I guess Raven's psychic powers only work on TV because she didn't forsee you getting caught ridin' dirty!!! Should've called Miss Cleo instead...
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Jimmy Kimmel Hates Bloggers
Jimmy Kimmel recently sat in for Larry King and interviewed the editor of Gawker.com, one of the original big gossip blogs. He was particularly interested in a feature they have called Gawker Stalker. Basically when ever people have a celebrity sighting, instead of pulling out their phone for their camera, they alert the site as to the name of the celebrity, their location, what they are doing, and even their geographic coordinates. Kimmel argues that the site publishes unchecked lies and endangers celebrities.
My question to you is are blogs harmless fun or in essence raising the price of fame?
Check out the video:
Let me know what you think:
BET Wrong AGAIN!!!
Cake & Ice-Cream posted a list of the Top 25 Dancers of All Time as judged by BET. I've got to agree with C&I, some of their selections were a little questionable. I don't know if Jennifer Lopez (I know you were a Fly Girl) and Diddy are among the best dancers of ALL TIME.
24. Diddy
23. Big Daddy Kane
22. Rosie Perez
21. Gregory Hines
20. Missy
19. Tina Turner
18. Aaliyah
17. Cab Calloway
16. Shakira
15. Omarion
14. Bobby Brown
13. Jennifer Lopez
12. Alvin Ailey
11. Usher
10. The Temptations
09. Beyonce
08. Savion Glover
07. MC Hammer
06. Prince
05. Janet Jackson
04. Chris Brown
03. The Nicholas Brothers
02. Michael Jackson
01. James Brown
I think they might have left off a very special person who goes by the name, "Little Super Star"
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
99.9999999% Sure...He's is the Father!
Well America they have finally cracked the case of little orphan Annie...oops I mean Dannie Lynn! I think if had just let Maury solve it things would have been figured out a lot sooner...we all know how his DNA testing goes, one minute there's eight maybes and the next you've narrowed it down to three! Hell in this case he could have hit it in one shot! Well all I can say is at least the little one has some stability in her life...although I don't know if being left to your mother's overobsessed boyfriend is a good look...
It All Makes Sense Now
If like me you were wondering how it was humanly possible for Fergie to stay so Fergalicious the answer is... It's not humanly possible at all! These shocking pictures are of Fergie aka Fergbot 5000, taking stole back to HQ to refuel her oil. Remember the infamous pee pee pic? She was just leaking...
This Can't Be Real
I have a feeling that this isn't real.. It's a little too clevr. It's funny as hell though. My favorite part is the pictures, especially his "camborghini" with Olympic running feat and his list of favorite shades of pink.
Moment of Lenzism
I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. Maybe because one of the unicorn's is named Tom Cruise...
VH1, I Think You Hit A New Low...
VH1 is the king of beating a dead horse. I started with The Surreal Life, then Strange Love, Then Flavor of Love, a quick stop at I Love New York, and now Charm School. I think this might be the most entertaining worst of them all... And I know I will be watching. Here's a little quote from the first epsiode: "I mean, I don't know why these girls are hating on me except like maybe that I spit on a black girl..." Wow. Anyway, VH1 put up the first epsisode a week before it hits the small screen. Check it out:
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
K-Fed Is K-Genius!
Guys, I think I have a new idol. Like most young men I've always dreamed of marrying rich and later divorcing my wife, taking her money, and leaving her with children. The new American dream.
As informed Lenzism readers I know you guys are aware that Britt and K-Fed have called it quits and are divorcing. And in the style of all Hollywood break-ups there is lots of money involved. Here are the deets on the break up:
- A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
- He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
- $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
- Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
- He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.
BTW, does anyone know what happend do his album?!? I love Po Po Zao...
Why Is She Still Here!
I actually buckeled down and watched an episode of American Idol. I compromised my principles for the sole purpose of seeing that Sanjaya chick perform.
She honestly can't sing at all. I pondered long on America's infatuation with her and came to the conclusion that not just Hip Hop is dead but American music is dying aswell. We no longer care about the lyrics as long as the beat is loud enough and not we don't even care if the person can sing. The only reason Sanjaya is on the show is because little girls want to be her and dudes want to bang her.
Turn your speakers down and press play:
They Like Her, They Really Like Her!
Today Halle "I Pave Ways" Berry got a star on the walk of fame...
I don't know about you but I think she deservs it. She's been GRINDING since 1991, 16 years, and has brough us such classics as:
The Flintstones, B*A*P*S, X-MEN 1, Swordfish, Die Another Day, Catwoman
Notice how she demonstrates her Moster's Ball-esque acting chops in these photos:
ANOTHER Murphy?
Monday, April 2, 2007
Introducing Lenzism TV!
I am excited to announce that Lenzism.com just got a little bit cooler (I know, we're freezin' over here). I would like to introduce Lenzim TV. What is it? Think of it as a YouTube just for Lenzism. Every time we post a funny video or a music video or whatever, you can check Lenzism TV on the right column of this page or go to http://lenzism.magnify.net to check it out!
The real beauty of it is that you too can contribute to Lenzism TV! That's right, pop over there join the network, and start uploading and commenting on videos.
Alanis Morissette Is HILARIOUS!
You know when you're chatting on the AIM or whatever you use and you say "LOL"? Of course, but you KNOW that 99.5% of the time you didn't even crack a smile. Well after weeks of searching I have found something that has made even someone as terribly jaded as myself Laugh Out Loud.
Alanis Morissette has found the perfect way to articulate how stupid pop artist such as Fergie actually sound. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Fergie but notice how lame My Humps got a few months after it was released. It's not timeless music at all and the words make no sense! (The beats hot though!)
Anyway, check out Alanis making Fergie sound probably as smart as she really is:
Juxtapose:
Now get out there, buy her album, and let's make this b!tch some more money!!!
