Well isn't this precious? A "cripped" out baby shower for a Blood baby! West Coast rapper, Game and he second baby momma are shown here at Crenshaw On my way to Heaven, Jesus Christ Incorporated, C.O.G.I.C Church Rec room celebrating the birth of their soon to be son, Justice. I wonder what kind of baby shower games were played, "Pin the blunt on the Mommy"? Either way I'm sure it was tons of ghetto fabulous fun...I mean what else would make Granny pull out her good shiny Silver suit?!
Friday, March 30, 2007
"Welcome to the Hood...Baby Edition"
Thursday, March 29, 2007
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Former crystal meth addict Pop singer Fergie finally speaks on her infamous pee pee incident in 2005:The star, confessed to her embarrassment on British TV series "The Dame Edna Show," and blamed the incident during a performance San Diego's Street Scene festival in California on a lack of toilet-going opportunities. She says, "We had to rush on stage before I had the chance to go to the restroom. It was a very embarrassing night for me."
I guess she was serious in her latest single Glamorous when she said:I be on the movie screens
Let me not be negative. I have an idea about how she can spin it... She needs to be thinking about capitalizing and endorsements just like she did with the
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machinesell outs Black Eyed Peas. She needs to do a commericial for popular adult diaper brand Depends. She can even remix Glamorous to say, "D-E-P-E-N-D-S"
I love you Fergie!
(source)
Undercover Idiot
Thank you Baby Jesus for bringing this little story into my life!
Eddie Griffin done crashed a $1.5M Ferrari Enzo. ON A RACE TRACK. Not on the streets. On a closed controlled environment designed for fast cars... Griffin was behind the wheel promoting his newest film Redline where he... raced cars!
The vehicle was on loan from the producer of the film who had a vast collection of exotic cars. Oh and there were only 400 Enzo's produced from 2002-2004. Damn.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Star's Workout Plan
Oh Star we understand, anything she can do you can do better! As Star..."Ms. Jones, if you're hungry" decided to show out this weekend she chose this opportunity to show us just how she brought sexy back...
Number 1: Eat the cake!
Number 2: Smile! Act like your loving it...
Number 3: Shove a finger down your throat and Ooo Girl check out your abs!
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
This clip is absolutely hilarious. Maybe Saturday Night Live is trying something new like actually being funny.
Who has the best hair?
As you guys know, here at Lenzism we don't pull punches. We ask the real questions about issues that matter.
Today, we want to know what you think. Who has the best hair?!? That chick Sanjaya from American Idol fame or funny man Katt Williams?
Atlantic Artist DG Yola Shot In The Face
Last night, in a failed robbery attempt, Power Hittas/Atlantic artist DG Yola was shot in the face while he was in his vehicle stopped at a red light. The bullet went through one cheek and out the other. DG Yola is currently recovering at an Atlanta hospital, where doctors are optimistic that he will make a full and speedy recovery.(source)
"He is already up and about and writing. Yola ain't gonna let up," his family said in a statement.
"We respectfully request privacy
and appreciate the well wishes and prayers of Yola's fans during this time."
DG Yola's debut album, "Gutta World," is scheduled to be released this June.
We're Baaaack!!!
It's been a nice little break and now ::Lenzism:: is back with a vengeance! Well maybe not like vengeance, more of a very excited feeling. Yeah. We're excited. Damn excited!
Anyway... We have a lot of exciting new things planned including an exclusive interview with one of the hottest up and coming artists and a ton of new features that are going to make ::Lenzism:: an even more fun place to visit.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Lenzism.com On Spring Break!
It's that time of the years guys. It's Spring Break! Now I know what you're saying, but we will be back in a week and a half and we've got a lot of new stuff in the pipeline. Thank you all for reading and commenting and we'll see you back soon.
Priceless....
I'm not gonna go there. I'm not.
I love me some Beyonce' as much as any man but...
Found at: Novaslim
Thoughts anyone???
Friday, March 9, 2007
Jennifer Hudsooooooon!!!
Warning: I'm Hating
Let's do a little recap:
In January 2004, Jennifer Hudson audition for American Idol season 3 in Alanta. She ultimately lost and after 65 million votes, Fantasia won.
In 2006, Jennifer Hudson emerges as being cast as Effie in Dreamgirls.
Between 2006 and 2007 she has won 25 awards including an Academy Award, Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild Award, and NAACP Image Award.
She's the third African American woman to be on the cover of Vogue. She's also on the cover of Essence and LIFE magazines.
Her native Chicago proclaimed March 6, Jennifer Hudson Day... She also recently turned down a $3 Million movie role because of nudity. No, not her, one of the other characters in the film would be required to go nude.
Now does any of this seem a little... Odd to you? She's only 25 years old and has literally sky rocketed into fame off of one film. AND there's no dirt on this girl at all. Squeaky clean.
So being the mature man that I am I propose that we make some shit up because i'm getting bored.
I'll go first:
The secret to her success? Witchcraft. She's a gypsy and is using magic to gain success. There you have it.
Anyone else have any ideas?
Sources: Wikipedia, Chicago Tribune, Celebrity Gossip
Thursday, March 8, 2007
The Rich Get Richer
I think this pushes his personal fortune to roughly $1 gagillion dollars.
Iconix Brand Group Inc. said it agreed to buy Rocawear lifestyle apparel brand co-founded by Shawn Carter, the entertainer known as Jay-Z, for $204 million in cash, and raised its 2007 earnings outlook.I'm curious. Do you still rock Rocawear?
Captain Save A Hoe
Producer Timbaland announced to Entertainment Weekly that he plans to save Britney Spears. Through music... I guess kinda like how Michael Jackson united the country with "We Are The World"?
"I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I asked Justin, `How would you feel about me working with Britney? Would you do it with me?'"Don't save her... She don't want to be saved!
Justin Timberlake said, "She's just gotta be serious."
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Smokin' a Blunt for Dummies
if you haven't already heard "Lifestyles of the Poor&Ghetto" has made its debut! Now let me tell you if this isn't a shame then I don't know what is. 17-yr old Demetris McCoy is shown here teaching his 2-yr. old nephew how to smoke a blunt! I swear for GAWD! Why do Black people always have to prove their ignorance to America? What's next teaching Lil Pookie how to mix the "white" lady???
Mr. and Mrs. Jones
Now, this looks pretty interesting. Kelis and Nas are going to be getting their own reality TV show. If you had told me this last week I wouldn't be interested in watching her change her hair color every week but after hearing about her get arrested for yelling "obscenities" at what she believed to be a prostitute it might be a little interesting. Hell, I want to see that notorious guest house "just for f*ckin'".
"Kelis has signed on to star in a reality show.
The MTV produced show will be called 'Mr and Mrs Jones' and will feature the singer and her husband, rapper Nas.
According to MTV president Brian Graden, the show will follow the couple as they prepare to go on tour.
He said: "This is a show featuring two people whose dynamics are entirely their own. He tends to be very quiet, and she knows exactly what he needs when he needs it.
"While other shows have focused more on the domestic side of these couples, we are taking a much stronger point of view and catching up to them when their tour is beginning.""
(source)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Remember Star Jones?
For all of y'all out there who wondered where Star Jones went she's finally surfaced.
A Socialite Life reports that she's slated to guest star on Law & Order: SVU as a lawyer. Now, I know that she is in fact a lawyer but I don't know if being a personality on The View makes you an actress. Hell, I'm probably just hating. Let me be supportive, I have an idea for an episode that might bring her some positive PR:
Now, SVU always deals with cases of a sexual nature, like rape charges and such. How about instead of a lawyer Star can be the VICTIM. She can play a D-List celebrity who loses a lot of weight, gets even uglier, marries a flaming homosexual, quits her lucrative job and spirals into obscurity! The twist is she was actually raped by LIFE! Feel free to use that. Are you listening Star??? Hello? E-mail me.
Foxy Brown Can't Stop Stealing!
I don't know what the deal is but this bitch just can't stop stealing. You may have heard last year in August Foxy was charged with stealing belts from high-end boutique, L'impasse in NYC totaling $400. The owner Tony Khayat decided to press charges and had this to say:
"I was going to just call her and tell her to get those f-ing belts back - but I guess I'm pressing charges," Khayat told the Post. "I'm very upset. I gave her free clothing the day before yesterday. It's unbelievable. I just want to make an example of this. What gives her the right to take what doesn't belong to her?"Anyway, she's back at it. This time Foxy is stealing food...
She comes to Junior's be cause she likes the food, but she doesn't want to pay for it!" owner Alan Rosen told The Post yesterday.On Friday night she walked out on a $53 bill before one of her entourage came back and offered to pay - but managers said, "Look, don't pay for it, just don't come back."
This was after allegedly trying to skip out on a $200 bill on Tuesday, and another bill the week before.
But Rosen said he and his managers have decided to ban her for two reasons: "One, she tries to skip out on checks and, two, she's not polite."
Manager Hasting Strainrod said that when Brown sat to eat Friday with a party of five, she was instantly belligerent.
"First of all, none of the waiters want to serve her because she's known for cursing out people, so the [night] manager took her order," said Stainrod, the daytime boss, who said Foxy's fave is the strawberry cheesecake.
After ordering fried calamari and an ice cream soda, Brown spilled the drink on herself, then allegedly demanded the restaurant pay to clean her "$2,000 Dolce & Gabbana jacket."
"She said 'Get this guy to clean it up, clean it up immediately!' " said Stainrod. "The manager told her to take it easy, relax, she started to curse him out, she said 'F- you.' "
Stainrod said he couldn't understand what was wrong with Brown, whose hip-hop nickname is "The Ill Nana."
"I don't know, I think she needs therapy," said Stainrod. "She's been coming in for years, and it's always a little drama."
(source)
Surprise!!! Trina Really Was A Hoe
Well I mean... I guess you can say she definitely walked the walk.
Looks like someone held on to an old video of Trina stripping and engaging in hoe activities back in the day before she got all boughie on us.
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Sunday, March 4, 2007
Loose Cannon
This week in the news NICK CANNON DIDN'T JUMP THE BROOM!!! Can we all say WHO GIVES A FUCK?! You know at first I wasn't going to mention this useless attempt at fame that Nick once again is bestowing on us but I thought about it, why not give him a little air play? Did he think we were all going to be fooled? A victoria secret model, Nick? We know better than to believe some hot chick wanted to lay up and lick on your pre pubescent, bird chest. Come on you hoodwinked Christina Milian into thinking you were cool...DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK! We're on to you Mr. Cannon, were on to you!
It's All in the Family
As another award show passes us by we wanted to take the time to point out how fabulousity is passed on through the generations...take a look at Mr. Evan "I'm So Pretty" Ross, shrunken jacket? check? slickback? check? pants so tight my future children will be breathing through incubators? check.
I guess all that's left to say is...He get it from his mama!
Saturday, March 3, 2007
Another One Gets The Cuffs
This chick is ridiculous...
Singer Kelis was arrested early Friday morning in Miami Beach after screaming racial obscenities at two female police officers who were posing as prostitutes. Damn. She's bossy![source]
The officers were working an undercover operation in South Beach, when cops say Kelis started screaming racial slurs at the women. She continued screaming and rushed toward them, and had to be restrained by friends, a police report said. According to the report, Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop."
Kelis, the wife of rapper Nas, was charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.
Friday, March 2, 2007
Thank You MTV!
It's about damn time for a new reality tv show obsession. I Love New York is still goin' hard but I need something else to take my attention. My prayers were answered by Baby Jesus when I read that MTV will be giving a reality show to non-other-than The Baddest Bitch, thats right, Naomi Campbell. She's got multiple assault charges on her record and a legendary temper that has lasted decades.
The reality show will chronicle her search for a new assistant. The last six having left, the last two with bruises. What exactly does she need an assistant for? Who cares! I want to see Naomi whoop some ass on national television.
[source]
Anyone else excited about this?
Moment of Lenzism
We brought you the Hair Petting Game, now comes Urban Sprinting. The object of the game is to go into a store in the mall, browse, find something small, linger by the door, get the security guards attention, then take off running. Genius. I guess stealing is so much easier to do when you make it into a game.
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I Just Don't Get It...
WARNING: LINKS Not Safe For Work
What exactly is it with celebrities and taking nude photos... of themselves... and most with their cell phones??? Did anyone learn from Paris Hilton, Peter Wintz, or of all people Ne-Yo?
As much as it pains me to write this young Chris Brown is the latest one to supposedly have his Sidekick hacked and the photos leaked to the internet. The boy is 17 folks... Sad and illegal. Anyway, if you are so inclined and have $10 apparently, head over here.
In other naked news, Chris isn't the only with photos popping up on the internet.
Apparently theres a contestant on American Idol named Antonella Barba [I told y'all I don't watch past the auditions]. Anyway, she's been in hot water after a bevy of semi nude photos of her and her engaging in underaged drinking popped up on the internet. Oh yeah and giving head. The word is that she will be allowed to continue on American Idol. More photos and commentary here.
Next, let's move to America's Next Top Model. Apparently Jael has a more pornographic past than miss Barba.Head over here to check out the photos. Hey. I wonder WWTD? [What Would Tyra Do?]
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Upgrade Yourself B
Beyonce' just released another video, this time for "Upgrade U" and you've got to be f*ing kidding me. Either she's ran out of money or she just got lazy. Half of the video is her putting shit in her mouth and sitting on the floor like a baby. Is mama Knowles doing your choreography now too? She couldn't even afford to put Jigga for his entire verse!
It's ok though 'cause you sexy... Enjoy.
Source: So Furious
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