For those of you who haven't seen the pictures circling the net, Diddy's 12-year-old son Justin attended a teen friends birthday party and was GETTIN' THOSE HOES! Grown ones...
Aww, they both look so happy...
His mother, Misa Hylton had this to say to Miss Info of Hot97, "It's so crazy. These teens think that it's nothing, like it's dancing, but this is big problem for Justin. Real big. I don’t play that at all."
Whatever... Don't be mad cause your son can get hoes and you can't!
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Like Father, Like Son
Remember Sarah Stokes?
Now I've talked about folks who seem like they don't have friends in the past. Friends are the ones who tell you the truth. They tell you things like, maybe you shouldn't do that or you're lookin' kinda crazy right now. Sarah Stokes needs friends that say, "Maybe this whole 'singin'' thing isn't for YOU. You, Sarah Stokes."
Now if y'all don't remember Sarah Stokes is the CHICK from Making The Band 2 who's husband tried to take over for Diddy and act as her manager. Well apparently he won and is doing a GREAT JOB. Anyway, here's a link to her new video and latest try at becoming a star.
So... What Really Happend?
Yo, this is crazy guys:
Despite a cover line that screams, "ANNA NICOLE: THE LAST PHOTO!", a caption inside the latest issue of the National Enquirer notes that the images of a blue-lipped Smith in a partially zipped body bag are "photo re-creations based on eyewitness accounts."(Source)
For the tabloid that famously bribed one of Elvis Presley's cousins to shoot photos of his open casket, isn't this resort to Photoshop a bit cheap? "I don't think so, because it's so realistic and there's so much news in the story," argues Enquirer editor in chief David Perel. (The article claims it was pneumonia, not a drug overdose, that killed Smith.) "If you had our images side-by-side with the actual photos, I don't know if you'd be able to tell them apart."
Personally I still stick with the idea that it's all a publicity stunt. She's not dead, she's gonna come back with "Un aired reality show footage" a la Tupac and his treasure trove of recorded material. The latest word however is that the cause of death was pneumonia and the drugs hid it. BORING!!! Back to the drawing board please.
How To Make A Video For $300
Apparently Beyonce' and Shakira are having some cash flow issues. They managed to shoot the cheapest music video that I've seen in a very long time. Jay Z is a lucky man, she's beautiful AND frugal.
Press Play:
Timbaland, Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake
Check out Timbaland's new single "Give It To Me" featuring Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado. The song is hot but I feel like he shamed on the video.
In the song each artist takes turns blasting some anonymous hater. According to Bossip, Timbaland is talking about producer Scott Storch:
Scott Storch has responded to Timbaland's "Give it to me" where he dissed Scott Storch. Scott Storch alleges Timbaland is gay, on steroids, and has someone else making his beats...Word on the web is that JT is talking about non other than Janet Jackson. Still some hard feelings over nipple-gate?
Press play:
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Celebrity Deathmatch
The following deathmach will pit Britney Spears against the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith. Who's crazier?
Ms. Spears has been working feverishly these last few weeks to take the thrown as the craziest bitchin the media but I believe that Anna Nicole Smith pulled off the biggest publicity stunt in history. Dying. That girl would do anything for attention.
Anyway, cast your Vote!
Sweet Victory
Since all of us only care about the winners of the Oscars we've decided not to post an endless amount of coverage on the best dressed nonetheless LOSERS of the night...All I have to say to Forest is look at what having a handicap can get you?! I mean who knew that lazy eye would one day be thanking the academy for getting him out of the hood. To J. Hud, everyone else may say your choice in outfits wasn't the best but we LOVED your Beyonce-hate protection jacket, now if only we could get one to fend off Daddy "My baby is the best" Knowles!
I'm Speechless...
This is pretty hilarious...
(source)
Moment of Lenzism
I can't get enough of these fake iPod ads. Something about them just makes me smile.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
and the Oscar goes to...
ohhh...it's Oscar time again! I guess Little Chris Brown Brown didn't get the memo that this is a "black tie" occasion, he should have called his friend Bow for dress tips. Although I didn't know that Baby Gap was making suits these days. And did someone forget to tell Montel that he can't show up at the event like he's a real celebrity, just because you have a white woman doesn't mean you've made it!
Friday, February 23, 2007
Moment of Lenzism
It's been far too long since the last Moment of Lenzism. The following MoL is to highlight the crazy of Ms. Spears.
When is Jaimie Lynn Spears going to jump on her sisters crazy wagon?
Oops, She Went Crazy AGAIN!
I'm sure some of you have noticed that I haven't touched the whole Britney Spears rehab, head shaving, crazy thing. I'm sure you've heard every minute details a million different places already.
I can't keep quiet anymore. This b*tch is crazy. As you have probably heard she just entered into rehab for the THIRD time this week. Who intervened??? Her mother! Unbelievable. Anyway, while Lil' Brit was trying to see K-Fed, paparazzi swarmed her car. She actually jumps out and starts beating them and their cars with an umbrella...
This is actually kind of sad. This poor girl is tortured. She's crying out for help. I love it! Keep up the good work B!
News Quickie
Now I'm not a fan of Dancing With The Stars. I think it's a stupid concept. But, I've just got word that the next season should be a little interesting. Heather Mills has just been signed as a contestant on the next season. Heather Mills has one leg. Well, one real leg. I'm just sayin'...
*I don't mean to offend any handicappable people. I'm sure she's like opening doors and shit.
Life Lesson: Murder Is Expensive
They're actin' like celebrities can't get away with murder anymore... OJ did.
"A second wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against singer-actress Brandy because of a Los Angeles freeway crash in December.(source)
The suit was filed on behalf of the two sons of Awatef Aboudihaj, who was killed in the crash after Brandy's SUV struck the back of her Honda.
The suit said unspecified injuries to the children will likely cause some permanent disability. Damages will be determined at trial.
The initial suit against Brandy is asking for 50 million in damages. Couldn't they just have lumped it in with the first one? Jesus Christ, how fast was she going? Lightspeed? Wait, that's time. Is it? Physics confuse me. 120 mph? That I understand. That's how fast I go when I'm on the lamb, outrunning the fuzz. Heading towards my hideout on the outskirts of town. Waiting for the inevitable shootout and celebrating one last night of freedom with my burly baby. Oh, uh, good luck, Brandy."
Bet she wishes it was a hit and run... I'm just sayin'.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Exactly Like A Boy
Well Mr. Ciara Harris has a new video entitled "Like A Boy". I must admit, the song and the video are kinda hot. But I think he's tryin' to tell us something. I know y'all didn't forget the tranny rumors when he first debuted... Food for thought.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Lenzism Music Mix #2
As promised, DJ Premonition, the HOTTEST DJ ever, will be right here on ::Lenzism:: bringing you the hottest new music and club bangers every week. If you look to the right, you'll notice a snazzy little MP3 player, you'll be able to playback the weekly mixes anytime while you're at home chillin, need little new music for a party or a long car ride home [I don't know how you'll work that last one out]. Stay tuned, ::Lenzism:: just keeps getting better.
Premo’s Club Picks (Week of 2.18.07)
K-Riley ft Gucci Mane – Dat Boi Cold
»Straight out of the Nasty Nati, K-Riley comes out with this joint as his first single for his debut album. This song has the kind of sound that bangs in the club and at the same time will have you feeling like you’re the flyest in the spot. Defiantly a club banger.
Riskay ft Yola Da Great – Brand New Money
»Fresh off the major success of his own hit single “Ain’t Gon Let Up” getting national buzz, Yola gives us an amped guest appearance on new female rapper Riskay’s track. The song is another club banger with a catchy hook and heavy bass.
Brandon Hines – Fire On Da Floor (Premo Exclusive)
»After almost a year since the release of his Love Music album, B. Hines is back at it with his new club hit. Signed to Troy Taylor’s Songbook Music Label, the time spent with Trey Songz and Taylor is evident on this track. This joint is sure to keep the club poppin for the ladies.
T-Pain ft Yung Joc – Buy U A Drink
»Well we know the man can’t sing but he sure can make a club banger. This is another one for the ladies dancing in the sexiest venues. Great beat and a solid hook, plus when you add Yung Joc to your song these days, it almost guarantees you club rotation.
Esh Da Hitmaker ft Le Double NY & Broadway Miller – Pimpin Shit (Premo Exclusive)
»HU stand up!!! Three of the hottest rappers from the real HU combine for the collaboration of the century! Well maybe just the early part of 2007, but this joint is smoking hot. All three artists bring there “A” game on this one as they let you know about their pimpin ways. Miguel Graves from Heavyweight Ent hasn’t lost his knack for the southern style club hit either as he laces the flows with this beat.
Wine-O – Pop My Trunk
»Now this song has hype writing all over it. After listening to this club song a few times, it will certainly get you amped and ready to hit up a party at 150%. Shout out to the Hitmaker for suggesting this H-Town heavy hitting track.
Mike Watts – Game Time
»Great deep bass and a sample from Fox’s NFL Football promos make this one the perfect setup track for preparing to do the heisman.
Dem Heizman Boyz – Do Dat Heizman
»One of the hottest tracks in the club right now. If you don’t know the dance, I suggest you learn it ASAP before you get yo ass knocked down by people doing the heizman on these hoes.
The Alliance ft Fabo – Tattoo
»Another one of the hottest tracks in the club right now as well. A-Town keeps coming with the bangers. This is the joint for all those sexy tattoo wearers.
Baby Huey – Pop, Lock, & Drop It
»Learn the dance and make sure you drop it when you hear the newest Midwest Banger in the club.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Scary Spice Is... Scary
What happens in Vegas stays a HOT ass mess...
Since everyone else will be hanging from ALL STAR weekends nuts we've decided only to give photo ops to the people who caught our "OH NO YO ASS DIDN'T" EYE...
So...Kobe and Nessa made an appearance and boy does that girl scream," barrio chic" or what?! Good Gawd, your man has been in the NBA 7 years boo there's no need to keep going to cousin Guadalupe for her seamstress skills.
Then whoever this lame ass nigga is arriving in all his ghetto glory...fool put your hands down! You're at a red carpet arrival NOT pookie's birthday cookout...ewww!
Now everyone peep Queen...licking, sucking, and salivating all over that poor Tootsie pop...if only I knew who she was looking at...Beyonce perhaps? Eva Longoria? Cuz as we can see Nick is NOT keeping her attention...
Oh my favorite cocky bastard, Diddy Pop...holding up the ten probably just caught a glimpse of his own damned reflection...WHOO don't Diddy look good? Yes Sean, you have successfully made it cool to wear stunna shades indoors again...riiiight.
And finally the ever crusty Star "bobble head" Jones...does this heffa realize that skin and bones was so 06?! I mean did she NOT get the memo from Brazil...anorexia is out like all the gays Tim Hardaway hates! And that see through shirt business, OMG!!! Ewww!!!Girl please understand that leaving something to the imagination is a mandate for you, NOT an option.
Tyra Luther King Jr.
As y'all know, we at Lenzism love to... "highlight" the ridiculousness that is Tyra Banks. The sad part is she makes it so easy. So how would Tyra Banks celebrate Black History Month? By talking about herself of course. Like every episode of The Tyra Banks Me Show, she took some time out to remind everyone how great she was and her contribution to Black history
Thanks Tyra Banks!
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Watch Out For The Big Girls
Reno 911: Miami premiered last night in Los Angeles and Neicy Nash let it all out. I'm just going to let the pictures speak for themselves.
Steal Style: Kelis
Kelis, who is always at the forefront of fashion is again setting trends and turning heads at carnivals around the world.
This style can be yours for mere pennies. Simply go to your local candy store and purchase some candy and place it on your head. It's a sweet way to make an entrance at a party. Just don't dance too hard as it may drip.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
T.I. Married A Gremlin
Yo. This is a little disturbing but I've been doing a little investigation for the last couple of months and I've come to the conclusion that T.I.'s baby Mama is in fact a "Gremlin". And apparently Tiny [her Gremlin name] of Xscape is about to have her 6th Gremlin baby with T.I.
Notice the resemblance to out Gremlin Lil' Kim.
You should have told him Tiny! You should have told him!!!
Celebrity Death Match
It's time for our second round of Celebrity Death Match. Today we have Naomi Campbell on the left and Foxy Brown on the right.
Recently, Brown was arrested in Florida for battery and obstruction of justice. Now she might be a little deaf and word on the street is she's doing the whole "cancer" thing now but she's a fighter. Campbell's weapon of choice is the Blackberry cellphone. She's recently been called a "violent super-bigot" by an ex maid and is known for bludgeoning subordinates. Who would win?
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Lenzism Is Growing!
I first would like to thank all of the ::Lenzism:: readers out there. Since we first opened our doors in January the response has been awesome and a great community of readers has been developing.
In light of the shear ignorance of celebrities, Lenzism has been forced to add another writer to bring these people down to size.
I'd like to introduce you all to Leslie Camille Robinson. She will serve as the resident photo whore and will bring you all the images from exclusive events.
In light of the shear ignorance of celebrities, Lenzism has been forced to add another writer to bring these people down to size.
I'd like to introduce you all to Leslie Camille Robinson. She will serve as the resident photo whore and will bring you all the images from exclusive events.
Sports Illustrated Issue Release Party
So Bey-Bey has done it again, she has shown America who is Supreme Bitch around here. You all know that Mr. Matthew "Who's Your Daddy" Knowles was not going to let his princess go without having a cover especially after Little Miss American Idol reject landed Vogue...oh the things jealousy will bring. Take a look at the picture above, Beyonce can't believe it herself standing next to a life size self-portrait, "Jennifer Hudson aint cuter than Beyonce!
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Beyonce' Can Do Anything
Beyonce' was somehow chosen for the coveted spot as the cover of the yearly Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition. A spot that in the past was reserved for models and was responsible for jump starting careers such as Tyra Banks. Music, Movies, Modeling, what's next Beyonce'?!?
House of Dereon never looked so good...
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
This is getting out of control...
Now. I went to see Dreamgirls. Once I got used to the fact that they'd be singin' every 5 damn minutes it was a pretty good movie. Jennifer Hudson can sing and she most definitely killed that song when Jamie walked out on her ass. But did ANYBODY pay attention to her acting when she WASN'T singing? Honestly I don't think it was that stellar. Not to knock her gangster, for an amateur she was phenomenal and her success means a lot for black people, but I don't think it was the performance of decade.
Jennifer Hudson is now the first black singer to make the cover of VOGUE magazine. Again, not being a hater but is she that amazing?
He's Baaaaaaack...
Looks like Ja Rule has resurfaced at some Grammy parties Sunday night. Apparently he was hiding in the mid 90's these last few years... His new look is MURDAAAAAAAAAA!
Is Anna Nicole Smith Still Dead?
I think this might be one of the funniest moments in recent television. Check it out...
Monday, February 12, 2007
Paul Wall vs. Tyra Banks
Move over Tyra Banks, looks like Paul Wall is trying to break into the talk show arena. Apparently someone gave Paul the idea that people would be interested in what he had to say when he WASN'T rapping.
Get Money TV was created to help promote his upcoming album "Get Money - Stay True" dropping on April 3rd. In his first "episode" he tells you what to do if you can't pay your rent... I hear next episode he will discuss what to do when yo bitch don't have your money.
Watch: Get Money TV
Barack Obama Already Under Attack
This isn't really funny but I thought it was interesting news.
The “find a group” section of the new Barack Obama social network contains a hard coded racial and sexual orientation slur. When searching groups, a couple of search options appear along with the hard coded text “Example: Gay Nigger Association of America -#@ for Obama, 16892.” If you have an account and are signed in to the social network, this appears on: my.barackobama.com/page/group.
This was either done maliciously by one of the developers of the site, or more likely, there is a security hole in the software that has been exploited. Either way, not a good start for the Barack Obama social network.
(TechCrunch)
Here we go...
Does Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, really care or is he stuck on shameless self promotion?
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Paris Hilton Is Cool
The apparition known as Paris Hilton has to be one of the most confusing phenomenon in recent pop culture. Our interest in her has launched her from the likes of a spoiled rich girl to a "C" list celebrity whom we have directly or indirectly payed thousands of dollars to be trash.
Anyway, I found this little video of her dancing with her sister at a party [you know she loves night vision] and about 2 minutes into it she mentions that her and her sister are dancing like ni**ers... Don't you love her? Racism is hot...
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Justin Timberlake Ghetto Video Premiere
Here's a leak of "What Goes Around... Comes Around" by Justin Timberlake. Apparently he really does think he's Michael Jackson. How dare you film your video like a movie Justin! How dare you!
It might be taken down by YouTube anytime now so check it out.
Bonus Video
Glamorous by Fergie. The song is hot:
Friday, February 9, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Tribute
Good Links:
Defamer.com
To honor Anna Nicole Smith--our last connection to the Golden Era of Hollywood Trainwrecks-- we've collected for you some of her greatest recorded moments available on YouTube.
Continue reading...
What's Wrong With This Picture?
When attempting to write a caption for this photo taken at the Los Angeles premiere of "Norbit" my brain actually began to over heat and steam started coming out of my ears. Unfortunately there was no loud whistling sounds.
Pictured here is Eddie Griffin and his wife Rochelle. There is just too much wrong with this photo for words:
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Dies
I sadly have to report that Anna Nicole Smith, 39, was today found dead after collapsing in her South Florida hotel room. Her death comes 5 months after the mysterious death of her son, 5 months ago. She leaves behind a 6 month old daughter.
Source: Chicago Tribune
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Is That Brandy's Brother!?!
Oh, Wait A Minute...I don't know what's up with the Norwood Family, Brandy's a murderer and Ray J is a porn star.
The famous "celebrity sex tape" has again surfaced and this time is starring Ray J (star AND director) and Kim Kardashian. For those who don't know, Kardashian has been made famous after her close friendship with non other than Paris Hilton, she's also daughter of OJ Simpson's lawyer Robert Kardashian. Anyway, the 3 year old video was bought by Vivid Video for $1 Million.
Warning: NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
I mean damn, can I get a sex tape?
Get Off of Your Knees Beyonce...
This is really sad actually. She's got a great career, a platinum selling album, a critically acclaimed movie, and she still has to resort to this. From what I can tell from this picture, she had a photo shoot with her mother, probably for their clothing lines and left a little... sometin' on her mouth. It's sad really. Listen to Game Beyonce, you Wouldn't Get Far, and from the looks of it, she get it from her Mama.
They Love Us, They Really Love Us!
After 25 years we have arrived. With this years record 5 Oscar nominations going to African Americans, the Black Oscars will longer be held.
Black Oscar Nominations:
- Jennifer Hudson - Best Supporting Actress "Dreamgirls"
- Eddie Murphy - Best Supporting Actor "Dreamgirls"
- Will Smith - Best Actor "Pursuit of Happiness"
- Forrest Whitaker -"The Last King of Scotland"
- Djimon Hounsou - Best Supporting Actor "Blood Diamond"
Source: Newsweek
Monday, February 5, 2007
Celebrity Death Match
This is something that I have been wondering about for months. Who do you think would win in a death match between Nicole Richie and Keira Knightley? Keira's got a little more muscle wrapped on those bones but Nicole Richie has an advantage, immortality. She actually died several months ago but America's obsession with her daily habits has kept her body alive. 
Pure Nonsense
I have no words for this news story: WINDLEY KEY, Fla. — A dolphin's toy that resembled a bomb scared spectators Wednesday and prompted officials at a marine park to call 911. A dolphin playing in a tank at Theater of the Sea surfaced with several items, including one that looked like a homemade bomb. [The Dolphin then yelled passionately, "GIVE US FREE!!!] The toy in question was a softball-sized glass jar containing a black substance and covered by a white substance, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office said. Authorities said about 15 people, mostly employees, evacuated the facility around 11 a.m. while the sheriff's bomb squad investigated, The Key West Citizen reported.
I've created a composite photograph to give you an idea of what it may have looked like:
Paris Hilton Is A Coked Out Whore
The fascination that celebrities have with taking nude and incriminating photos and videos of themselves has always fascinated me. There have been so many exposed sex tapes that it's not even interesting anymore. Until now.
Apparently Paris Hilton was maintaining a storage unit full of personal items and neglected to pay the bill. The company holding her belongings then auctioned it off for around $2,000. The folks who bought it found thousands of photos, video, diaries, recorded phone conversations, celebrity phone numbers and personal items of Paris.
I'm still trying to find the video where Paris mentions that her and her sister are quote "dancing like ni**as" Check out some of the disturbing photos and videos here
Sisqo Doesn't Have Any Friends
Have you ever seen someone do something completely ridiculous making a fool of them self and thought: Shouldn't their friends have told told them NOT to do that?
Well apparently someone lied to Sisqo and told him to get back in the studio. I mean don't get me wrong, I loved the Thong Song for 15min just like all of you did 7 years ago. I just personally don't think there is room for a platinum haired extra-sexual* singer past the 90's.
Sisqo - Who's Ur Daddy:
*Extra-Sexual - A person with homosexual tendenccies who goes over the top to prove that they are not gay.
Originated by - Asya Evans
Originated by - Asya Evans
Friday, February 2, 2007
Eccentric... Panther!
I know I've been posting a lot of videos lately but this has to be the most absofuckinglutely rediculous contestant on American Idol thus far.
Must watch:
Diddy Thinks We're Stupid
So Diddy apparently has a music video for his latest "song" Last Night featuring the super talent-less Keyshia Cole. Guess what? They both actually "sing" in the video. That's right, we are subjected to Keyshia waling on the hook and Diddy doing with weird talking/singing thing. I don't buy this song Diddy. Sell your lies somewhere else.
Press Play.. and Mute to enjoy:
What do y'all think?
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Watch Out For The Big Girls
Tyra Banks is yet again using her "talk show" to talk about herself and addresses the recent media attention over her tabloid photos. If you look closely I think you can see chicken grease stains on her bathing suit.
Murder She Wrote
What happend to you Moesha? Apparently the plot thickens after Brandy's fatal car accident last month in which her Range Rover crashed into the Honda of a 38 year old mother. On top of being charged with Second Degree Stupidity, the children of the victim are suing Brandy for $50 million...
Now being the caring man that I am I devised a plan to help her pay her incoming debt. A hit album, duh! And as her first single she can cover a hit by Rhiana entitled, "Unfaithful.
Here's a snipet:
"I don't wanna do this anymoreProblem solved!
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
a murderer"
Moment of Lenzism
Alright y'all for this Moment of Lenzism I think I'm going to have to repost that video of Mariah that might not have gotten the attention it needed. This chick it out of touch with reality for real. And I love it.
Mariah at her best:
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