Dog The Bounty Hunter Discovers He Isn't Black. Just Stupid

(I'm sorry but it just doesn't help that he looks like an old racist white man)

Duane Chapman of the Dog The Bounty Hunter series does an exclusive interview with Fox News after a leaked audio taped was released of him explaining to his son that he couldn't date a black girl or bring her around him because he liked using the word nigger. For fun.

"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not. I didn't really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people." (WOW, he can't be serious...)

"There's a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.'

"In other words, my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, 'I kind of know what you feel like, because I've been there, too,' that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word." (So bascially being called scum gave you your black card???)

"I now learned I'm not black at all, and I never did it out of hate," Chapman continued. "This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, 'Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.' And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.

"So, I went too far with that."

I have no words for this man.