Wednesday, September 26, 2007

This is REALLY starting to get out of hand

Paris' transformation from this...

To this...

Is finally complete. "Reformed" party girl-nightvision superstar-ex con Paris Hilton has finally arrived where all her white formerly-wild female foremothers already are...black babies.


The Heiress is going to Rwanda. That's right, according to E!Online, she is going as "part of her new, post-jail commitment to bring the spotlight to what she feels are important causes around the world."
Hilton told reporters and photogs that she would be on her way to the war and poverty-stricken country as soon as she finished her new role in the...ahem...horror-musical flick 'Repo! The Genetic Opera.'
Move over Madonna. Get lost A. Jolie. Adoption for the Heiress can't be too far behind.