Friday, September 21, 2007

Don't Let Me Get Any Money...

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Jenny from the block is overseas in London promoting her new album "Brave" and faxed over a few of her "requests" to the Dorchester Hotel before her arrival:

2 Humidifiers
2 Fans
Room temp must always be at 80F
2 Extension cords and power adapters
Candles by Jo Malone in Lime or Grapefruit
3 Wardrobe racks with hangers
Steamer, iron, ironing board
White or red roses
Soft baked chocolate chip cookies
Sour cream and onion chips
Regular chips
Fruit Platters
Veggie platters
Plain M&Ms
Sunflower seeds
Ritz crackers
Dentyne Ice
Spicy Brown Mustard
Mayo
Penta or Smart water (room temp)
Caffeine Free Regular Coke
Diet Coke
Redbull
Coors Lite (bottled only)
Gatorade

Among other things

[via: Daily Mail, dlisted]

At first glance this seemed ridiculous but please believe if you gave THIS ni**a some money I would have to get ridiculous.

My list:

The room to be kept at both 80 and 60 degrees simultaneously
(2) Dinosaur eggs to be scrambled for breakfast if I arrive early
(10) Exotic coked out models to be positioned lounging around the room at all times
(2) Cases of MD20/20
(5) Boxed Wine "Chillable Red" (It goes with everything)
(1) White tiger
(1) Sony video camera with night vision (Paris might stop by)
(1) partridge in a pear tree
Pictures of myself placed all around the room
(4) Trays diamond encrusted ice cubes
(5) Asian super fans outside of my room at all times with digital cameras

What would you request?