Tuesday, August 7, 2007

You are NOT the Father!

Results of Chris Rock’s paternity test regarding a 13-year-old boy have come back negative. Rock’s would-be baby mama, Kali Bowyer, says that her son is sick and that she needs help paying his medical expenses.



According to TMZ, Rock released a statement along with actual baby mama Malaak Compton-Rock:

"Though we prefer to keep our private life out of the media, we feel that it is necessary to respond to the many grossly inaccurate media reports that were sold to the tabloids by Kali Bowyer who falsely claimed that Chris Rock fathered her 13-year-old son. After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out that Ms. Bowyer has an extensive criminal record, we personally asked the court to help us establish paternity so that we could put this harassment to rest. Last week it was concluded through DNA testing that Chris is not the father of Ms. Bowyer's son. We have spent a tremendous sum to litigate this case and are asking our attorney to pursue all legal remedies against her. Additionally, we would like for any monies Ms. Bowyer has taken from the tabloid media based on this false story to be donated to Bulloch County, GA charities for the benefit of disadvantaged boys and girls. We also express our deepest prayers for the welfare of Ms. Bowyer's son who has been continuously embarrassed and exposed in the media by his mother. We are happy that this has come to an end."

And male Maury fans across the country rejoiced.



Now I wonder if we could get her on his show, because if Maury can’t find your baby’s daddy, no one can.