I guess you can turn her into a housewife...

The publicity stunt that is Usher and Tameka Foster apparently has no end in sight. Reports have surfaced that the twosome wed last night in a private ceremony in Ursh's lawyer's office, a serious downgrade from last weekend's grandiose planned wedding ceremony. Despite vocal opposition to her son's choice of mate, and also despite rumors circulating that she was one of the reasons the first ceremony was cancelled, Mama Jonetta Patton reportedly was present. Ain't this some ish? I guess all I have to do to hook a man like Usher is be almost old enough to be his mama, fire his actual mama, and alienate all his fans. I mean hey, it worked for Meka, right? All I have to say is, Ursh better be on the lookout for a serious nosedive in his career. Everyone who fires their mom seems to have a hard time. I mean, think about it. Has anything gone right for Brandy since her mama started letting her show her navel?