Friday, August 3, 2007

Eddie Murphy is Going Down Faster a Transvestite Prostitute




High profile case whore lawyer Gloria Allred is on the attack…and Eddie Murphy is going down. The bulldog went on the offensive with scorned baby mama Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown in a press conference where they asserted that the 46-year-old actor is indeed the father of 4 month old Angel Iris Murphy Brown (I wonder if Mel B. has a fondness for late 80’s sitcoms or if those two getting it on was just kismet). Brown insists that the pregnancy was planned and says she will seek sole custody and “reasonable child support” (I can hear a certain Daddy Day Care star’s pockets opening wide). A DNA test that Murphy took in June has shown that he is indeed the father, but the Allred-Brown camp said in a statement that “ paternity has not been legally acknowleged” and that the delinquent baby daddy Murphy has shown “shocking and appalling” conduct since the test. I guess they mean the proposal to his fag hag, former Mrs. Babyface, Tracy Edmonds. Could it be that all this is meant to show Eddie’s virility and his way with “the ladies”? And is all of this made to make us forget that Eddie has a pretty shady past when it comes whether or not he even likes “the ladies”(At least the ones that were really born ladies)? Either way, this has gotten waaaay out of hand.