Rihanna can’t sell a record here in the states to save her life so maybe she can sell umbrellas.
She’s getting her own line of Totes umbrellas that will sell for $50.
Make a hit song you’re supposed to sell records, not umbrellas. Can’t knock the hustle I guess. I’m gonna come out with a song about cell phones. Hopefully, T-Mobile approaches me about a line of Hater brand sidekicks or something ‘cuz my cell phone bill is dumb high.
There were rumors that Young Buck was gonna possibly sign with Jimmy Henchmen’s management company Czar Management. As you know Jimmy manages 50’s adversary the Game. Hiphopdx.com reported that Buck’s current management Monet Management, owned by 50’s homie and former president of G-Unit Records Sha Money XL, reached out to squash all that noise. They said that the rumors were untrue and all that good stuff. The statement is below.
"The rumors regarding Young Buck's leaving G-Unit are not true. He is still signed to G-Unit Records and represented by Money Management Group. He is currently touring, working on G Unit LP, and his Cashville records compilation.
On related news, Game is rumored to be coming back to G-Unit and also recorded a song for 50’s new album. I don’t know about that one. It was something about them both being businessmen since Game sold more on his debut than all of the other G-Unit artists combined. Mothaf*ckaz just be making up sh*t and my dumb ass just be typing it like I ain’t nothin’ better else to do. There’s hatin’ to be done dammit!!!!
Speaking of G-Unit and Jimmy Henchman. Tony Yayo rejected a plea deal that would’ve given him nine months in prison for slapping up Jimmy Henchmen’s 14 year-old boy. Yayo’s attorney Scott Leemon had this to say, “The prosecution’s nine-month offer is one Tony vehemently rejected,” said Leemon. “It’s not even a good offer for a guilty person, and Tony denies the allegations absolutely.”
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50 Cent’s label, again, pushed back his album, "Curtis" a week to September 11th, the same day that Kanye West releases his Graduation album. Kon-yeezy is trying to spin the fact that he won’t be #1 into something positive. Nah bruh, you always talking about being the best and sh8t. Put your soundscan where your mouth is and back your sh8t up homie. He said he’d rather go up against Curtis but he sounds like a b*tch in doing so. He’d rather come out #2 on that day than #1 on day nobody cares about?? This is the most arrogant dude in Hip-Hop right? When is it ever okay to be #2? Quit being scared boy.
Kanye said:Whateva, that ni**a is an idiot anyway. While I’m on the subject of idiots.
"I'd rather come out on a day like that, up against 50 — where people are excited about going to the stores and it's an event and people talk about it — and be #2 on that day rather than come out and be #1 on a day nobody cares about," said 'Ye to MTV News. "It's about things going down in history. It's not that much exciting stuff in hip-hop right now. I think people are going to make it more than what I'm making it myself. At the end of the day, I'm making music and I'm trying to sell."
Lil' Flip was arrested in Houston for using a stolen credit card to by a $671 plane ticket? Damn homie times are that hard? $600? For real? I would’ve lent you the money yo. All you had to do is ask. Just give me that gold plate-looking necklace that Pimp C hates so much (see below). I guess somebody lent him the money to his $2000 bail.
Lil' Flip's attorney released a statement:
"Flip had absolutely no involvement with any sort of credit card fraud," Sandy Lal said in a statement. "He never personally handles any travel arrangements; that is left to promoters and travel agents." His attorney Stanley Schneider added: "A complete investigation will easily show that Lil' Flip is innocent of all charges and is actually a victim of a scam."
I might’ve found a bigger hater than me. His name is Pimp C and in an interview with Complex the big homie sh*ts on a lot people, even n*ggas I could have swore he was cool with. He called Russell and Ne-Yo d*ck-in-the-booty n*ggas ha!
He sh*ts on Mike Jones and Lil Flip:
“Them big ol’ plates they be wearing that look like dinner plates? Them diamonds are monkey. You need to take that monkey sh*t back cause you embarrassing us.”
He sh*ts on Young Jeezy
“Muthafuc**rs talking about they’ve got kilos for $17,500. B*tch, ain’t no kilos for $17,500 up there, and you know what I’m talking about. Come to Houston and get the work and pop it cause we’re right there by San Antonio and we’re going down there and gettin’ the work. And guess what, man. All y’all ni**as talking about selling dope? If y’all ni**as was some d-boys, guess what, man? I don’t believe you ni**as no more cause I’m seeing you ni**as in button up shirts getting cute and pretty trying to look sexy. Ni**a, f*ck you. Ni**a, and I ain’t gotta say your name. Play with me and I’ll expose the ni**as that was wearing backpacks with their pant leg rolled up back then in Atlanta when me and Big Meech used to be off in the club kickin’ it buying each other champagne.
He sh*ts on Russell Simmons:
“I just made peace with the lil ni**a Short Dawg cause on the cool, it really wasn’t his fault. It was ol’ d*ck-in-the-booty Russell Simmons fault for not taking the message back to him and telling him to change his name. Yeah, I said ‘d*ck-in-the-booty.’ I know what I’m talking about. B*tch, I’ll air you out too.”
He sh*ts on Ne-Yo
“I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*it, ni**a. P*ssy d*ck in the booty a*s ni**a wearing all that gotda*n lip gloss at their video shoots and letting ni**as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f*ck I said. Ni**as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”
Mel B can sh*t on people also.
Scary Spice is comin’ back hard like Michael Jackson after watching Home Alone 2. Mel B gave an interview to Essence.com and set if off about Eddie Murphy dissing her and her seed. Eddie Murphy YOU ARE THE FATHER!
What she said about the break up:
“ There was no official breakup. I went to London and on my return flight I learned that he made that announcement on that TV show about wanting a DNA test. Then I saw him on the red carpet with Tracey Edmonds and that's when I knew we were over."
And on the pregnancy :
"Oh this was a completely planned pregnancy. This wasn't some random, "Oops I fell over and I'm pregnant." I don't live my life like that. I'm a responsible parent and have been a responsible single parent since I got divorced. This is the one thing that really annoys me. If I wanted to have a baby I would have had a baby a long time ago. I wouldn't have waited eight years to have another one."
Suge Knight with his tranny friend.
No comment. I value my life.
I now pronounce you Weezy and Baby…
Okay, XXL is releasing their 10-year anniversary issue. Lil Wayne and Baby are on the cover but why are they cuddling shirtless showing their matching tattoos? Baby even has a big ass tat of Wayne’s face?? Wow. I don’t even have my mama’s name on me let alone another n*gga’s face…that’s still living.
Homophobes worldwide are gonna have a ball sh*ttin’ on this cover.
On that same issue XXL Editor in Chief is on the back page pitching Rocawear.
The journalist in me wants to slap the sh*t out of him for selling out his editorial integrity to pitch products. The hater in me wants to slap the sh*t out of him just because I’m a hater and he got a check. Journalists everywhere are gonna be up in arms about this obvious conflict of interest. Not that you regular types would ever give a f*ck.
Oh well.
On some non-hater news.
New York has officially announced that 1520 Sedgwick Avenue in the South Bronx is the birthplace of hip-hop and made it a landmark on July 23rd. The spot is a community room where the father of hip-hop, DJ Kool Herc, played in during the 1970s.
Can’t hate on that.
Whatever.
