Say what you want about him but I f*ckin' love The Donald. Ever since his on going pubic mud slinging with Rosie O'Donnell and his comebacks pretty much consisted of him saying that she was mad because she was fat and ugly.
Let's pretend that we do quote of the weeks here at Lenzism and select Trumps advice that he gives to Snow Bunny a.k.a Lindsay Lohan*:
“Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents,”That's probably the realest advice that chick has ever gotten. Read what Drunky McMom (Mama Lohan) had to say:
“Donald, I’m really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention. I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! - Dina and family”Blah Blah Blah...
I have a little advice for you Dina: 45 is not the new 21. And please, stop buying your daughter coke. That does not fall under "kids will be kids" or "she's just being young". You can't grow out of addiction.
*I know I know, I just got done saying we try not talk about her but this is an exception!
