The Plot Thicken's Akon!

I'm sure by now everyone's heard about the whole Akon semi molesting that 14yo girl (who turned out to be a preachers daughter) on stage at one of his concerts. Well it looks like that's not exactly where the story ends.

I did a little digging and found that Akon, born Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. No lie, I swear to Baby Jesus that's his name. You just can't make that sh*t up. Anyway, Lu Lu claims that he's 25 but in actuality is 35!

"A friend who works at [well-known national magazine] was checking out Akon's age, and using some sort of database of prison records (since Akon claims to have been incarcerated, and indeed was) and it turns out that his age is not, as he claims, 25, nor is it 27 or even 31. Akon is 35 years old. His PR people put so much pressure on the editors that they wouldn't allow the actual factual in the magazine."

Ain't that some sh*t? Looks like both the little girl and Lu Lu are guilty of the same damn thing.

Sources: Idolator, Wikipedia