Mel B Gets Played By Eddie Muphy

Finally little Iris Angel Murphy Brown has been welcomed into the world! Iris-Angel-Murphy-Brown. What the hell kinda name is that? What is with celebrities and insuring that their children have the roughest childhood experience by giving them absurd names?

Sadly guys, not all is well in the family:

Mel B tells British magazine OK!, "We had talked about having a family and getting married. We started talking about whether we should buy a house together, where we could be alone together."

Melanie goes on to say, "I came to see my mum for a few days as I wanted to see her in person. Then I got a flight home, landed and there is a whole sea of photographers. There were people shouting about a DNA test. "I was in complete shock. I tried to call Eddie and couldn't get through. Then I got through and he said he would call me back and that was it. He never called back. I literally couldn't understand what was happening."

Surprise!!! Who woulda saw this one coming...