K-Fed Is K-Genius!

Guys, I think I have a new idol. Like most young men I've always dreamed of marrying rich and later divorcing my wife, taking her money, and leaving her with children. The new American dream.

As informed Lenzism readers I know you guys are aware that Britt and K-Fed have called it quits and are divorcing. And in the style of all Hollywood break-ups there is lots of money involved. Here are the deets on the break up:

• A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
• He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
• $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
• Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
• He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

I don't know about y'all but that's a pretty sweeet deal. So here's the plan. I've already ordered my copy of Darren's Dance Grooves:

And I've been workin' on some hot moves. I'm planning on being the background dancer for some emotionally unstable air head like say... Lindsay Lohan's next album, woo her (because i'm sexy), get jiggy with her, try to use her fame to make me famous and get some endorsement deal, and leave her. With a child. I love you America.

BTW, does anyone know what happend do his album?!? I love Po Po Zao...