For all of y'all out there who wondered where Star Jones went she's finally surfaced.
A Socialite Life reports that she's slated to guest star on Law & Order: SVU as a lawyer. Now, I know that she is in fact a lawyer but I don't know if being a personality on The View makes you an actress. Hell, I'm probably just hating. Let me be supportive, I have an idea for an episode that might bring her some positive PR:
Now, SVU always deals with cases of a sexual nature, like rape charges and such. How about instead of a lawyer Star can be the VICTIM. She can play a D-List celebrity who loses a lot of weight, gets even uglier, marries a flaming homosexual, quits her lucrative job and spirals into obscurity! The twist is she was actually raped by LIFE! Feel free to use that. Are you listening Star??? Hello? E-mail me.
