This week in the news NICK CANNON DIDN'T JUMP THE BROOM!!! Can we all say WHO GIVES A FUCK?! You know at first I wasn't going to mention this useless attempt at fame that Nick once again is bestowing on us but I thought about it, why not give him a little air play? Did he think we were all going to be fooled? A victoria secret model, Nick? We know better than to believe some hot chick wanted to lay up and lick on your pre pubescent, bird chest. Come on you hoodwinked Christina Milian into thinking you were cool...DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK! We're on to you Mr. Cannon, were on to you!
