Jennifer Hudsooooooon!!!

Warning: I'm Hating

Let's do a little recap:

In January 2004, Jennifer Hudson audition for American Idol season 3 in Alanta. She ultimately lost and after 65 million votes, Fantasia won.

In 2006, Jennifer Hudson emerges as being cast as Effie in Dreamgirls.

Between 2006 and 2007 she has won 25 awards including an Academy Award, Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild Award, and NAACP Image Award.

She's the third African American woman to be on the cover of Vogue. She's also on the cover of Essence and LIFE magazines.

Her native Chicago proclaimed March 6, Jennifer Hudson Day... She also recently turned down a $3 Million movie role because of nudity. No, not her, one of the other characters in the film would be required to go nude.

Now does any of this seem a little... Odd to you? She's only 25 years old and has literally sky rocketed into fame off of one film. AND there's no dirt on this girl at all. Squeaky clean.

So being the mature man that I am I propose that we make some shit up because i'm getting bored.

I'll go first:

The secret to her success? Witchcraft. She's a gypsy and is using magic to gain success. There you have it.

Anyone else have any ideas?

Sources: Wikipedia, Chicago Tribune, Celebrity Gossip