G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Former crystal meth addict Pop singer Fergie finally speaks on her infamous pee pee incident in 2005:

The star, confessed to her embarrassment on British TV series "The Dame Edna Show," and blamed the incident during a performance San Diego's Street Scene festival in California on a lack of toilet-going opportunities. She says, "We had to rush on stage before I had the chance to go to the restroom. It was a very embarrassing night for me."

I guess she was serious in her latest single Glamorous when she said:

I be on the movie screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine

Let me not be negative. I have an idea about how she can spin it... She needs to be thinking about capitalizing and endorsements just like she did with the sell outs Black Eyed Peas. She needs to do a commericial for popular adult diaper brand Depends. She can even remix Glamorous to say, "D-E-P-E-N-D-S"

I love you Fergie!

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