What happens in Vegas stays a HOT ass mess...

Since everyone else will be hanging from ALL STAR weekends nuts we've decided only to give photo ops to the people who caught our "OH NO YO ASS DIDN'T" EYE...

So...Kobe and Nessa made an appearance and boy does that girl scream," barrio chic" or what?! Good Gawd, your man has been in the NBA 7 years boo there's no need to keep going to cousin Guadalupe for her seamstress skills.

Then whoever this lame ass nigga is arriving in all his ghetto glory...fool put your hands down! You're at a red carpet arrival NOT pookie's birthday cookout...ewww!

Now everyone peep Queen...licking, sucking, and salivating all over that poor Tootsie pop...if only I knew who she was looking at...Beyonce perhaps? Eva Longoria? Cuz as we can see Nick is NOT keeping her attention...

Oh my favorite cocky bastard, Diddy Pop...holding up the ten probably just caught a glimpse of his own damned reflection...WHOO don't Diddy look good? Yes Sean, you have successfully made it cool to wear stunna shades indoors again...riiiight.

And finally the ever crusty Star "bobble head" Jones...does this heffa realize that skin and bones was so 06?! I mean did she NOT get the memo from Brazil...anorexia is out like all the gays Tim Hardaway hates! And that see through shirt business, OMG!!! Ewww!!!Girl please understand that leaving something to the imagination is a mandate for you, NOT an option.