Truth.com Blows

[Guest Post from Niyesha Coleman]


Ahh…the great U.S. of A.! Land of the free… Home of the brave… or is it?

While smoking my Djarum Black cloves and watching my favorite show, Slut Mania '07 [aka I Love New York], one of those damn Truth.com commercials came on... The following lines were sang through a voice box.

You don’t always die from tobacco…
Sometimes you just lose a lung…
No you don’t always die from tobacco…
Sometimes they just rip out your tongue…

Clearly, this is an exploitation of a man who has smoked himself into oblivion.

Truth.com must be stopped! I think of them as the American Al-Queda with these damn condescending commercials. What gives you people the right to tell me I need to stop smoking?!?! Should I be subjected to watching you throw fake body parts into garbage cans and draw [Don't Be A Menace] chalk outlines of bodies on the ground because you can’t handle the smoke?!?!

If I want to get in my car and blow [cool ass] smokey O's on my way to work, then so be it. If I choose to enjoy a black and mild with friends at a party, I bet your “Truth-ish” commercial won’t jump into my mind and stop me from inhaling. Come to think of it, where do you even get those statistics???

How about this Truth.com: If you can't handle the smoke. Get out of the damn kitchen.