I'm going to diverge from the style of past posts and talk a little bit about myself. I'm a 22 year old dude from L.A. who has spent the last 3 1/2 years going to school at The Mecca, Howard University. I've had a blast during my time at HU.
Exhibit A:
I just had my 22nd birthday mid January and ever since then I keep getting the same question. "So, why don't you have a girlfriend?" Now I take this as a compliment and I'm starting to ask myself, why don't I have a girlfriend. How long is the fast single life going to last? Am I wrong to enjoy the very special comparatively carefree four years of college?
In light of this epiphany, I have set out to find that special woman to change my ways. In my quest for love I think that I have found just what I was looking for...
Apparently Forbes magazine has posted a list of the top 20 women Local Celebrity should date entitled The 20 Richest Women In Entertainment.
2. J.K. Rowling
3. Martha Stewart
4. Madonna
5. Celine Dion
6. Mariah Carey
7. Janet Jackson
8. Julia Roberts
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Jennifer Aniston
11. The Olsen Twins
12. Britney Spears
13. Judge Judy
14. Sandra Bullock
15. Cameron Diaz
16. Gisele Bundchen
17. Ellen DeGeneres
18. Nicole Kidman
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Renee Zellweger
Now I'm not shallow or anything but unfortunately Forbes, I am going to have rule some of these ladies out... J.K. Rowling probably has a little baggage with the whole homeless and welfare thing. I hear she still writes her novels on McDonalds napkins. Martha Stewart is a little too hood for me. I don't fuck wit Kaballah so Madonna's out [only Lenzism]. I probably wouldn't be able to understand Celine Dion. Janet Jackson is stronger than me. The Olsen Twins aren't human. I heard Britney Spears' vagina smells like an ash tray. Jrudge Judy's skin is made of sand paper. And per Christina Aguilera's lyrics, she's "dirty".
Looks like that leaves me with Oprah Winfrey, Mariah Carey [It's ok if she's crazy.], Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Gisele Bundchen, Ellen DeGreres [hey, she's funny], Nicole Kidman, and Renee Zellweger...
Hmm... It's a toss up but I think i'm going to go with Oprah Winfrey. Do you think she's reading this? Of course she is. Um... Oprah, I love your show, I don't really watch it cause it's for chicks but I'm sure you're doing segments on hair care and cooking... But yeah... Hit me up if you're free!
Thanks Forbes!
