Unfortunately I don't have any children myself. Actually I go to great lengths to prevent it, but I'll save that for another time. I do imagine though that parents can usually tell what their child is going to be when they grow up or do things to push them in a certain direction. For instance if you see a little basketball star you give them a ball, if you see a little scientest you give them a microscope.
Now I found the perfect gift for that little girl who you've bought all those Britney Spears DVD's for:
The Hooker Boot Phone
[Sshh, she's busy explaining to her pimp why she doesn't have his muthafuckin money]
[Sshh, she's busy explaining to her pimp why she doesn't have his muthafuckin money]
Batteries and birth control not included.
