Lindsay Lohan Is A Witch

In a desperate attempt to gain even more attention Lindsay Lohan has turned to witchcraft after she reportedly didn't hear someone calling her name for a solid 15 minutes.

Lohan apparently was seen speaking in tongues before releasing the statement on her way to rehab:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Yes, Lindsay Lohan has actually publicly spoken the truth and done the impossible and put herself in rehab. HELL HAS FROZEN OVER.

That bitch...