GQ Magazine Is Kinda Gay

Now, I wouldn’t really consider myself someone that “reads”. My literary consumption pretty much consists of GQ Magazine and Men’s Health. Now I’m no Isaiah Washington but in the last couple of issues of GQ, I’ve noticed an… underlying theme. GQ Magazine has gotten kinda gay [as in homosexual, not meaning uncool].

It’s not the content of the magazine per se, it’s the many advertisements, namely Dolce & Gabbana.

Exhibit gAy:

I don’t know about you folks but seeing a mans pubic hair really isn’t going to make me want to buy a pair of jeans.

Now, I did a little digging to find out if my professional observation was correct and I in fact was:

Study of the "Gayest" Magazines
1. GQ, 10.39% of male readers are gay/bi
2. Entertainment Weekly, 10.35%
3. TV Guide, 5.46%
4. People, 5.1%
5. Newsweek, 4.74% (tie)
6. Time, 4.74% (tie)
7. Men's Health, 4.68%
8. National Geographic, 4.1%
9. Consumer Reports, 3.96%
10. U.S. News, 3.9%

Source: Gawker

But wait! The plot thickens. What is exactly behind all this you may ask? Two words: The Gay Mafia.

For decades the gay mafia has been behind every major gay event in our time:

Table of Gay Events
• Low carb beer
• The Iraq War
• Paris Hilton’s rise to fame
• Rent
• Electric Cars
• Johnny Depps performance in Pirates of the Caribbean 2
• The movie Alexander
• The “Friends” Phenomenon
• Jack Ass 2
• Countless Others...

That’s right folks. The Gay Mafia is heavely involved in the entertainment industry. I’ve compiled a list of possible members and their leader.

In case the Gay Mafia reads this I just wanted to say thank you to all my ::Lenzism:: readers. Exposing the Gay Mafia will be my legacy... It's been great blogging to you all.