Terrorism is something that has been on the minds of American's increasingly since 9-11. In doing my duty as an American I'd like to alert you all to a form of terrorism that we might not readily be aware of but we are subjected to every-single-day. Celebrity Terrorism.
I have the opportunity to alert you all of the dirty bomb known as Kelly Osbourne. I have just read the horrifying news that she intends to pose for Playboy! Yes, the magazine. The one with the nude photos. And! She wants to be nude IN the magazine!
The 22 year old has slimmed down to a pasty size 14 [read size 20] and believes that posing... nude... will celebrate it. She even goes so far as to suggest that her body be painted to hide the offensiveness [cringe].
"I'd go fully nude, but I'd have to have some airbrushing on my tits." -Osbourne
How dare she subject us to that! And you know what gets me? Even though we know about this threat before it's going to happen, there's probably nothing we can do about it. I feel powerless.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Celebrity Terrorism
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