Tuesday, January 16, 2007

50 Cent Wants To Fuck You Over Ladies

I have been following this little bit of Celebrity Terrorism for months and have come to the conclusion that 50 Cent wants to fuck you over. Literally.

50 Cent is out of control. More important than his brainwashing lyrics, he has slowly been introducing into the world countless products that no one wants. In his latest attempt to make a little change
[get it!?!] 50 Center has decided to release his own line of condoms... Yes, condoms.

Lets take a look at what else we have been subjected to throughout the years:

  • Formula 50 Vitamin Water
  • Reebok G-Unit sneakers
  • G- Unit Heavyweight Clothing
  • 50 Cent: Bulletproof video game
  • Get Rich, Or Die Tryin' theatrical release
  • G-Unit books
  • 50 Cent Babies from defective condoms!